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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked Mar 8, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked Oct 28, 2023 @ 6:01pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked Feb 27, 2024 @ 3:44pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked Feb 20, 2024 @ 2:57pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked Jan 4, 2024 @ 9:35am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked Jan 6, 2024 @ 6:32am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked Jan 4, 2024 @ 6:29am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked Jan 3, 2024 @ 7:32am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked Feb 27, 2024 @ 9:27am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked Mar 15, 2024 @ 5:19pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked Jan 4, 2024 @ 6:11am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked Mar 15, 2024 @ 5:21pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked Feb 27, 2024 @ 9:27am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked Feb 27, 2024 @ 10:50am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked Mar 15, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked Oct 28, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked Jan 7, 2024 @ 6:03am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked Mar 15, 2024 @ 4:53pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked Jan 7, 2024 @ 4:37am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2024 @ 6:03am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked Mar 15, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked Feb 20, 2024 @ 11:33am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked Mar 15, 2024 @ 6:03pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked Jan 7, 2024 @ 4:01am

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked Feb 27, 2024 @ 9:49am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2024 @ 1:12pm

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2024 @ 5:16pm

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked Mar 15, 2024 @ 5:22pm

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2024 @ 5:33pm

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2024 @ 6:00pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked Mar 15, 2024 @ 4:10pm

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked Feb 27, 2024 @ 2:57pm

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked Feb 27, 2024 @ 10:50am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked Mar 9, 2024 @ 8:07am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked Mar 9, 2024 @ 7:32am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked Jan 7, 2024 @ 4:07am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked Feb 20, 2024 @ 12:39pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked Jan 6, 2024 @ 8:47am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked Mar 15, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked Feb 20, 2024 @ 12:03pm

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked Feb 20, 2024 @ 11:54am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked Feb 20, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked Feb 20, 2024 @ 11:57am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked Feb 20, 2024 @ 12:03pm