Recent reviews by Loorde

Never played a System Shock game before.

Banger of a game actually.

An atmospheric open world adventure.

Not bad. 100% worth a shot.

Is gud

No local coop.

Wild

The perfect game to play between gooning to hot blondes

I took a week off work to play this garbage, needless to say I've told the boss I'm coming in tomorrow.

Let me walk you through the experience:

1) Load in.
2) Get yelled at by your “funny sidekick” who sounds like a Fortnite streamer on ketamine.
3) Walk ten feet.
4) Fight 57 enemies who all look like they got cloned in a K-Mart bathroom.
5) Pick up a gun that does 0.4% more damage but shoots mustard gas or some ♥♥♥♥.
6) Repeat until your sense of time and self dissolves.

This isn’t looting and shooting — this is Stockholm Syndrome in 4K.
Do you want to shoot? Sure, but every enemy has HP bars so bloated they look like your Steam backlog.

The map has less hills than superflat from minecraft.

Borderlands 4 is dead on arrival.
Another UE5 flop.
They just took the series out back and shot it.

We are so back

KF2=/=KF1 >>>>>>>> KF3

Game doesn't even launch due to "eac error 30005 startservice failed with 1275"

:( Really wanted to play this..

Worm simulator