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I CAN’T 😡❌ stand this anymore, it needs to end 🔚, please. 🥺🙏 Today morning 🌅 I accidentally 🫣 dropped a glass 🍷 and it broke 😱, right when I was about to clean 🧹 it, it returned 🚶itself to the cupboard 🗿 and summoned Kitkallos 🧜‍♀️ to my kitchen floor, 🙇‍♂️ I had to banish 🙅‍♂️ it with a flamethrower 🔥. While driving 🚗 to work 📈 I thought 🤔 I saw birds 🦅 dropping dimension shifter💩 on me, 🫨 in panic 🤯 I crashed 😭 my car. 🚙 However before I could realize 💡it repaired 👨‍🔧 itself and sent Tearlaments Screams 😱 to the GY. 🪦💀 I want to cry 😢 myself to sleep 💤 every night✨ but each time ⏱️ a tear💧drops from my eye, 👁️ it mills three 3️⃣.

👻👻👻BOO! Srry did I scare you???😂😂😂 it's October 🎃👻💀👽😈🌑 you know what that means 😏😏 SLUT-O-WEEN 👯 send this to 10 of your 10 sluttiest ghost ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😝😝 if you get 5 back you're a slutty witch but if you get 10 ur the spookiest ♥♥♥♥♥ on the block🎃👯🔥💀👻

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What's❓ 💁up ⬆️👋👋 you 🍀Lepre-♥♥♥ 👅👅😩🍆💦guzzlers? It's 🍆🍀Saint PatDICK's 🍀👉👌day, so get ready to ireLEND your fellow hoe the 🐍🐢🐛green 🌵🍀paint if you're ready to get 👌🙀PINCHED 😫👌in the 🌈🍀ST PATTY's 🍀🌈 🐱♥♥♥♥♥. 🐱IT's TIME TO BLOW 💨👅💦on daddy's BAGPIPES, let him eat 🍝🍝🍝👅your 🍀CLOVER COOCHIE🍀, and get rainBONED 🍆😩💦🌈👏👏in your pot of 🏵🏅🥇GOLD⚜️🔱💰 tonight because you have the ♥♥♥♥ OF THE IRISH🤹‍♀️ on ur side. Send this to 17 of your LUCKIEST HOES 💁💁🏻💁🏼💁🏽💁🏾💁🏿who you 🤔think can lure out daddy's SNAKE 🐍🐍 tonight 🙀😻🤤😩