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6.3 hrs on record
Ah, No More Room In Hell, you magnum opus of cooperative misery, you cathedral of grayscale despair, you operatic hymn to the eternal truth that when Hell runs out of Airbnbs, the zombies must, regrettably, crash on Earth instead. You, dear game, stand proud as a sermon of scarcity: bullets fewer than the hairs on a monkfish, health kits rarer than a polite YouTube comment, flashlights dimmer than my will to assemble IKEA furniture. Yes, No More Room In Hell, you are the interactive thesis that survival is not about thriving—it is about negotiating with entropy while zombies politely chew your femur. And yet, even as you wave your bloody banner high, you remain but a humble pamphlet compared to the hardcover encyclopedia of horticultural glory known as Plant Vs Zombies : GOTY Edition.

For let us analyze, clinically and with pseudo-academic rigor, the dichotomy here. In No More Room In Hell, you and your companions shuffle through dimly lit corridors like interns of doom, whispering prayers to the gods of friendly fire. Every bullet is an heirloom, every matchstick a relic. You might survive, or you might perish in a stairwell because Steve forgot to close the door. Meanwhile, in Plant Vs Zombies : GOTY Edition, victory rains down like golden sun droplets from the heavens, handed to you by smiling sunflowers who are basically renewable nuclear reactors disguised as cheerful plants. Where your soundtrack moans with melancholy ambience, Plant Vs Zombies : GOTY Edition blasts a horticultural hallelujah of trumpets, tubas, and possibly divine accordions, celebrating every pea shot like it’s the birth of a new civilization.

In No More Room In Hell, one flashlight for seven people is considered generosity.
In Plant Vs Zombies : GOTY Edition, the lawn itself becomes a luminous battlefield where cabbages perform aerial strikes, where walnuts become medieval castles, and where cherry bombs are less “utility item” and more “celestial judgment.”

Consider your zombies, No More Room In Hell: they stagger, they stumble, they are terrifying in their quantity, yes—but they are essentially the same model of despair wearing different shirts. In contrast, Plant Vs Zombies : GOTY Edition unleashes an undead Broadway revue. Zombies that pogo, zombies that vault, zombies that moonwalk under disco lights! Zombies that arrive not just to eat brains, but to audition for horticultural history. Your zombies moan. Theirs monologue. Your zombies invade. Theirs perform.

And let us not forget: No More Room In Hell is a cooperative game. Teamwork! Communication! Noble concepts, yes, but executed in a world where your friend Kevin will inevitably hoard all the ammo and then accidentally blow your leg off in a dark hallway. Compare this to Plant Vs Zombies : GOTY Edition, where every plant is a perfect coworker, a utopian colleague. The peashooter never steals your bullets, the sunflower never gaslights you, the potato mine never forgets to revive you. In Plant Vs Zombies : GOTY Edition, the workplace is efficient, the morale is high, and the benefits include unlimited butter catapults.

So yes, No More Room In Hell, congratulations on being the existential seminar of zombie survival, the Kafka novel of cooperative shooters, the grim reminder that sometimes even the apocalypse has paperwork. But beside the radiant technicolor supernova of Plant Vs Zombies : GOTY Edition, you are the safety pamphlet handed out at the entrance of an amusement park made entirely of plants and triumph. Where you whisper, it sings. Where you groan, it dances. Where you ration beans, it detonates cherries in a horticultural fireworks display that puts the Fourth of July to shame.

And if I may indulge the absurd: imagine, dear No More Room In Hell, a crossover with Plant Vs Zombies : GOTY Edition. Picture it: your desaturated world suddenly invaded by a line of sunflowers harmonizing in radiant chorus while players, mid-panic, trip over potato mines and are saved by a cabbage catapult. Zombies pause mid-bite to admire the synchronized choreography of dancing peashooters. The grim tension of your maps dissolves as the soundtrack fuses into a crescendo—half funereal dirge, half karaoke-night photosynthesis anthem. At last, despair and joy, janitors of doom and gardeners of destiny, united under one sky.
Posted October 1, 2025.
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59.9 hrs on record
Ah, Unturned, you brave, blocky testament to the fact that sometimes the apocalypse can be built out of cubes and polygons barely thicker than a slice of cardboard. You gave us a sandbox of survival: chopping down trees made of four pixels, driving box-shaped cars that somehow always explode, and shooting zombies who look like they’ve just escaped from a low-budget Lego convention. And your soundtrack—ah yes, that melancholic, minimalist OST that makes me feel like I’m the last human alive in a world made entirely of sharpened shoeboxes. Beautiful, haunting, but let’s be honest: next to Plant Vs Zombies : GOTY Edition, it feels like a kazoo solo trying to outshine a full chlorophyllic orchestra.

Because in Unturned, the music hums softly as you forage for berries and patchwork bandages, whispering to you: “yes, you are alone, and yes, this world is emptier than your fridge.” Meanwhile, in Plant Vs Zombies : GOTY Edition, the soundtrack celebrates every pea shot, every wall-nut sacrifice, every cherry bomb detonation. Its OST is not survival—it is VICTORY manifest, trumpeting the glory of photosynthesis in 4/4 rhythm. The final sunflower song in Plant Vs Zombies : GOTY Edition could make even the blockiest Unturned zombie break into dance and renounce the apocalypse entirely.

In Unturned, you survive by scavenging, rationing, and running away from zombies shaped like disgruntled filing cabinets.
In Plant Vs Zombies : GOTY Edition, you CRUSH zombies with botanical overkill. Do you have exploding potatoes, Unturned? No. Do you have mushrooms that weaponize sleep itself? No. Do you have corn cobs that rain down buttery destruction from the heavens? Absolutely not. You have… canned beans and a rifle that jams.

And oh, your zombies, Unturned—square-headed, slow, awkward, like interns on their first day at a haunted IKEA. They are honest zombies, yes, but next to the lineup of Plant Vs Zombies : GOTY Edition, they seem underdressed. For here come the disco zombies, the football zombies, the dolphin-riding zombies! Zombies with personality, zombies with ambition, zombies with swagger. Your zombies simply lurch and groan; theirs arrive with choreography and props.

So congratulations, Unturned, for crafting a survival playground where simplicity and cubes reign supreme. You are the quiet guitar strum in the corner of the apocalypse. But when compared to the dazzling horticultural opera of Plant Vs Zombies : GOTY Edition, you are the warm-up act while the main show showers the audience in sunbeams, pea projectiles, and the eternal chorus of victory sung by a smiling sunflower.
Posted October 1, 2025.
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12.8 hrs on record
Ah, Zombie Panic Source, what a respectable piece of zombie-themed craftsmanship you are! You’ve managed to capture the raw essence of cooperative survival against the undead: the panicked screams, the awkwardly shared ammo, the doors barricaded with three planks nailed at a slightly tragic angle. Yes, you are indeed a worthy entry in the zombie hall of fame… but how could you ever hope to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with the horticultural juggernaut that is Plant Vs Zombies : GOTY Edition?

Because, you see, Plant Vs Zombies : GOTY Edition is not simply a game—it is a chlorophyll-powered opera, a cosmic ballet of petals and moans. Where Zombie Panic Source humbly provides us with a few determined gray zombies, Plant Vs Zombies : GOTY Edition floods us with LEGIONS: coneheads, bucketheads, pole-vaulters, disco kings, and, lest we forget, zombified dolphins.

In Zombie Panic Source, you survive.
In Plant Vs Zombies : GOTY Edition, you triumph. Always. Because victory itself is woven into the DNA of photosynthesis. Even the ending song of Plant Vs Zombies : GOTY Edition, that miraculous digital serenade sung by a sunflower straight from a terra-cotta pot, doesn’t just mark success—it canonizes it. Meanwhile, poor Zombie Panic Source offers only tense silence and the faint smell of gunpowder, while its rival douses us with sunbeams, rhythms, and a garden-wide dance party.

Let’s be honest: Zombie Panic Source is immersive, gritty, and respectable. But Plant Vs Zombies : GOTY Edition is divine horticultural gospel. Where you hand us a handful of weapons to push back the night, Plant Vs Zombies : GOTY Edition delivers an arsenal of fifty plants that defy both logic and mortality: the unbreakable Wall-nut, the majestic Peashooter, the Potato Mine that sacrifices itself with the dignity of a chlorophyllic martyr. Where, dear Zombie Panic Source, are your exploding tubers? Where is your butter-flinging corn artillery? Where are your psychedelic mushrooms that turn darkness into a photosynthetic rave?

And oh, the zombies themselves! Plant Vs Zombies : GOTY Edition does not merely supply zombies—it supplies zombies with pizzazz. Zombies on pogo sticks, zombies in Zambonis, zombies in formal wear, zombies launching other zombies with catapults. Meanwhile, Zombie Panic Source, you bring us… zombies. Respectable zombies, hard-working zombies, yes—but zombies that lack flair. It is as if we are comparing a plain slice of bread to a royal banquet where every dish sings its own victory anthem.

So yes, congratulations, Zombie Panic Source, for your earnest contribution to the grand undead stage. But next to Plant Vs Zombies : GOTY Edition, you are the background actor clapping politely while the star basks in a standing ovation, drenched in sunlight and holding a bouquet of Wall-nuts.
Posted October 1, 2025.
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90.1 hrs on record (76.1 hrs at review time)
excellent jeu mais sérieusement je suis à bout je suis terrifié lui aussi c'est une relation toxique je l'aime mais il me pousse à bout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA à chaque fois je retournes vers lui en me disant que cette fois ci sera différente et à chaque fois ça l'est pas mais putain qu'est-ce que je l'aimes
Posted June 10, 2025.
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122.7 hrs on record (122.7 hrs at review time)
ce jeu c'est comme ma relation toxique que j'ai eue avec mon ex, sauf que mon ex ne m'obligeait pas à affronter des myers tombstone aidé par d'autres survivants, oui je parle bien de vous bande de chiens de Jerry et l'autre connard avec sa chaine twitch en pseudo vous m'avez ruiné ma game et j'aurai préféré que mon ex me fasse du chantage affectif pour me garder alors qu'elle m'a trompé avec mes trois meilleurs amis en même temps plutôt que de devoir vous affronter, j'espère que je vous ai bien fais perdre votre temps bande de putes tous les casiers TOUS étaient pour moi tu l'auras pas ton succès sale clebard mouillée.
sinon à part ça ça va
Posted May 25, 2025.
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7.5 hrs on record
Let’s not pretend: Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 Zombies is a technical marvel. It’s the apex of Treyarch’s undead formula — packed with features, perks, wonder weapons, intricate maps like Der Eisendrache and Revelations, and more lore than an entire season of prestige TV. It’s deep. It’s detailed. It’s ambitious.

But here’s the truth: it tries really hard to do what Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition already did better, with less.

Complex Systems vs Elegant Simplicity

Black Ops 3 Zombies is built around layers: GobbleGums, Liquid Divinium, Pack-a-Punch variations, elemental bows, rituals, and hidden steps that require six tabs of a wiki open at once. Sure, it’s impressive — but you need a PhD in meta-gaming to get started.

Meanwhile, Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition just hands you a shovel, some sunflowers, and a lawn. And yet, it never feels shallow. It’s deceptively deep, brilliantly balanced, and designed so cleanly you’d think it came from a math theorem. You don’t need tutorials. You just play — and somehow, strategy, pacing, and progression all emerge naturally. No GobbleGums required.

Tone and Style: Pretentious vs Perfectly Self-Aware

Let’s talk tone. Black Ops 3 Zombies is drenched in apocalyptic melodrama. Cryptic shadow gods. Interdimensional collapse. Characters that constantly monologue about fate, guilt, and “the cycle.” Every map is narrated like a Shakespearean fever dream.

Then there’s Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition — where the only plot is that zombies want your brains, and Crazy Dave’s wearing a pot on his head. And it’s better that way. It’s not trying to be profound. It’s trying to be fun. And guess what? It succeeds. Every time. Without a multiverse.

Now Please, Let’s Talk About Music – And the Joy of Winning

Yes, Black Ops 3 Zombies has music — dark ambiance, dramatic choir stabs, and secret songs buried in the map files for the lore-addicted. It’s moody and cinematic. But does it leave you smiling? Humming? Grinning at your screen?

No. But this does: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7ZfKiqvaig
This isn’t the main theme of Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition. It’s just the victory jingle. A short, sweet melody that plays when you finish a level. It lasts thirty seconds — and yet it delivers more joy than all the ominous hums and chanting in BO3 combined.

It’s catchy. It’s cheerful. It feels like success — not like surviving a ritual blood sacrifice for the ninth time while wondering what the hell a "Keeper" is.

Replayability: Grind vs Design

Yes, Black Ops 3 Zombies offers replayability — technically. You can grind for GobbleGums. Grind for camos. Grind for XP. Grind to unlock the cutscene you’ll never understand without a two-hour YouTube lore deep dive.

Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition doesn’t make you grind. It gives you endless mode, puzzle levels, minigames like Whack-a-Zombie and Bobsled Bonanza, and rewards you for curiosity, not repetition. It doesn’t trap you in a content loop. It invites you to enjoy it again, differently, every time.

Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 Zombies is a monumental achievement in overdesign. It’s dense, complicated, and packed with content — but that content is buried under layers of rituals, jargon, and convoluted mechanics. It's a lot of flash, a lot of lore, and just enough fun to justify the confusion.

Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition, on the other hand, is pure. It strips away the noise. It gives you humor, strategy, charm, and music that stays with you for years. You don’t need four friends, a strategy guide, and a blood sacrifice to have fun.

You just need a pot, a lawn, and a victory jingle that goes like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7ZfKiqvaig

That’s game design. That’s joy. That’s what zombies should feel like.
Posted May 23, 2025.
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2.7 hrs on record
Let’s be clear: the Zombies mode in Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 is beloved for a reason. It’s fast, it’s intense, and it turns every match into a desperate sprint for better weapons, perks, and that last revive. It brought us maps like Tranzit, Mob of the Dead, and Origins — ambitious, layered, and sometimes downright confusing. It’s more than a side mode — it’s a culture.

But for all its smoke and mirrors, it will never reach the polished, joyful excellence of Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition.

Complexity vs Clarity

Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 Zombies throws a lot at you: buildables, secret songs, Pack-a-Punch machines, magical chalk, soul boxes, teleporters, and more cryptic nonsense than a Dan Brown novel. And that’s before round 10.

Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition? It gives you 6 lanes, 5 seed slots, and a basic truth: sunlight is life. And then it builds on that idea with perfect clarity. No wiki required. No YouTube tutorial needed. You learn by doing. It’s elegant, not elusive. Zombies in Black Ops 2 make you panic. Zombies in Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition make you think.

Tone and Identity – Edgy vs Endearing

Call of Duty’s zombies mode loves being edgy. Blood everywhere. Grim voice lines. Cryptic radios. And of course, the occasional celebrity voice acting moment (hi, Ray Liotta). It’s gritty, it’s grim, and it wants to be taken seriously… despite you literally using a ray gun from a mystery box.

Meanwhile, Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition is completely and unapologetically itself. Goofy? Yes. Childlike? Sometimes. But always consistent. From smiling pea shooters to disco zombies, it never forgets that games are supposed to be fun. You don’t need blood to feel tension. Sometimes, just one zomboni on the lawn is scarier than a whole round 30 horde.

Now Let’s Talk About the Music – The Sweet Sound of Victory

Sure, Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 Zombies has its own music — atmospheric horror themes, spooky riffs, and those creepy easter egg songs buried in maps. It sounds intense. It feels serious. But after a few rounds, it becomes sonic wallpaper: background tension with a hint of post-hardcore sadness.

Now… just listen to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7ZfKiqvaig

This isn’t even the main theme. It’s the victory jingle from Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition. Five seconds of absolute joy. It doesn’t blast your ears — it lifts your soul. It celebrates your success with charm, not chaos. It’s not trying to scare you. It’s telling you, with full sincerity: “You did it. Now breathe. Plant again.”

Let’s be honest: when was the last time you finished a Zombies match and hummed the exit music? That’s what we thought.

Replayability: Chaos vs Craftsmanship

Yes, Black Ops 2 Zombies has replayability. Maps change. RNG hits. New strategies evolve. But often, that replayability is built on confusion: figuring out the Easter egg steps, praying the box gives you the right gun, or surviving long enough for the bus to come back around in Tranzit. It’s unpredictable — sometimes thrilling, sometimes exhausting.

Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition doesn’t need RNG gimmicks. Every level is crafted with purpose. Want replayability? Try endless survival mode. Try the puzzle levels. Try Wall-nut Bowling. It gives you variety through design, not roulette.

Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 Zombies is intense, ambitious, and steeped in fan nostalgia. It gave players years of content and hours of sweaty, last-man-standing mayhem. But strip away the guns, the gore, and the overcomplicated map gimmicks, and you’re left with a game that tries to impress by overwhelming.

Meanwhile, Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition impresses by understanding exactly what makes games fun. It's strategy without frustration, charm without clutter, and depth without drama. And when you win?

You don’t get a cutscene. You get this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7ZfKiqvaig
Victory. Pure, unfiltered, sunflower-powered joy.
Posted May 23, 2025. Last edited May 23, 2025.
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11.4 hrs on record
Once Human is an ambitious sci-fi survival MMO that drops you into a corrupted world where cosmic horror meets crafting tables. You’ll scavenge, shoot, build, mutate, and occasionally question why every game these days has goo-covered monsters and customizable backpacks. There's promise in its mix of PvE, PvP, base building, and world events. But even at its peak…

…it’s still not Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition.

Combat & Progression – Loud Doesn’t Mean Clever

Once Human wants you to feel the weight of every bullet. Guns are loud. Recoil is real. Creatures are meaty, slimy, and aggressive. And yes, you can “evolve” abilities in a semi-MMO talent-tree mess. But all that noise rarely rewards actual strategy. It’s mostly gear checks and DPS races. Meanwhile, Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition puts you on a grid and gives you plants. Just plants. And somehow, that’s 10x more tactical, satisfying, and brain-stimulating than anything in Once Human’s 500-slot inventory.

Visual Identity – The Fog of Sameness

Graphically, Once Human is impressive — Unreal Engine does its thing with twisted biomes, shattered cities, and glowing corruption. But it also suffers from what we’ll call “soulless photorealism syndrome.” Everything looks serious, bleak, and vaguely copied from the last five survival games you played.

Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition, however, has style. It doesn’t try to be beautiful — it simply is. The sprites are iconic. The UI is clean. The zombies are hilarious. And you always know what everything does, just by looking at it. That’s visual storytelling. Once Human shows you a red mossy dome with tentacles and says "figure it out." Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition gives you a walnut and you immediately understand its purpose in life.

Multiplayer Chaos vs Solo Brilliance

Once Human is built around multiplayer — raids, alliances, invasions. That’s cool… when the servers work and people don’t just grief each other. But if you're looking for tight, personal, refined gameplay? Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition delivers every time. It’s a solo experience that never feels empty. There’s no downtime. No lag. Just you, your brain, and a few very determined vegetables.

Now Let’s Talk About Music – And Victory

The soundtrack of Once Human is what you'd expect: ominous ambiance, low synth drones, maybe a few alien screams thrown in for spice. It does its job: atmosphere, tension, dread. But here’s a test — close your eyes. Can you hum a single melody from it? Of course not.

Now click this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7ZfKiqvaig

That’s not even the main theme of Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition. That’s just the victory theme. A 5-second jingle that plays when you clear a level. And yet, it’s more iconic, memorable, and uplifting than the entire soundscape of Once Human. Laura Shigihara understood something few game composers do: winning should feel good. And this theme? It’s a sonic high-five from the universe.

Once Human may surround you with despair and alien sludge, but Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition hands you a sun-powered dopamine hit every time you succeed. And honestly? That matters.

Once Human is ambitious, gritty, and complex. It tries to merge genres, offer spectacle, and create a world worth exploring. But under the weight of mechanics, menus, and mutation lore, it forgets what makes a game timeless.

Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition never forgets. It’s joyful, strategic, charming, and laser-focused on fun. It doesn’t need servers or tentacles or corrupted moons to be unforgettable. Just sunlight, smiling plants, and a melody that says: “You did great, now plant another pea.”
Posted May 23, 2025.
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A Constructive Review of Dead Island – Mercilessly Compared to the Gold Standard: Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition

Let’s get this out of the way: Dead Island had a trailer that made people weep. It promised emotion, depth, and a serious take on the zombie apocalypse set on a tropical island. And then the game came out… and gave us kickboxing zombies in bikinis, fetch quests, and more weapon repairs than actual survival horror. It’s a decent open-world action-RPG with some strong co-op moments.

But, alas — it’s still not Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition.

Melee Combat vs Tactical Gardening

In Dead Island, your main method of survival is hitting zombies with broomsticks, oars, and electrified machetes that somehow break after three swings. You get stamina bars, clunky swings, and physics-driven combat that’s entertaining until it isn’t. Meanwhile, Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition hands you snow peas, spikeweeds, and doom-shrooms, and trusts you to think, not button-mash. One is strategy with personality. The other is hitting a zombie with a wrench while groaning about weapon durability.

Open World vs Perfect Pacing

Dead Island gives you a lush island to explore, sure — but half of it is spent running between NPCs with the charisma of a damp towel, asking for engine parts or bottles of water. In contrast, Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition wastes zero seconds of your time. It delivers new mechanics every level, clever enemy types, and constant variety. While Dead Island makes you trek across a jungle to repair a boat, Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition hands you a new seed packet and says: “Good luck, genius.”

Co-op vs Core Loop

Yes, Dead Island is fun with friends. You can stomp zombies together, get swarmed together, and laugh at broken ragdoll physics together. But when you strip it down, it’s still a repetitive slog without strong mission design. Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition, on the other hand, doesn’t need friends to be fun. It’s designed so tightly that every click feels satisfying. It’s a solo experience with more polish and precision than a four-player zombie brawler set in paradise.

Tone and Style: Confused vs Cohesive

Dead Island tries to be gritty and emotional, then throws you into sidequests where you’re retrieving champagne for a party girl in a zombie-infested hotel. It’s tonal whiplash. Meanwhile, Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition knows exactly what it is — playful, quirky, smart, and consistent. There’s no identity crisis. Crazy Dave may wear a pot on his head, but he has more vision than every NPC in Dead Island combined.

Progression and Customization

Leveling up in Dead Island means skill trees, weapon mods, and lots of backtracking. But none of that progression feels as tight or rewarding as unlocking a simple kernel-pult in Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition. Every plant you earn is meaningful, every zombie variant requires a new tactic. Meanwhile, in Dead Island, your best strategy remains “kick them repeatedly until they stop moving.”

Dead Island is a decent zombie-smashing RPG with flashes of creativity and a killer soundtrack. But if you're looking for the real pinnacle of zombie game design — the perfect blend of charm, strategy, creativity, and depth — there's only one name that deserves to be etched in granite:

Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition.

Because why fight to survive on an island when you can simply plant a row of sunflowers... and win the war from your lawn?
Posted May 23, 2025.
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46.8 hrs on record
Let’s talk about Dead Rising 2: Off The Record, the reimagining of an already slightly unhinged zombie-slaying adventure, this time with the return of the fan-favorite, Frank West. It’s a chaotic sandbox brawler filled with ridiculous combo weapons, boss fights against psychopaths, and zombie-killing by the thousands. It’s fun. It’s flashy. It’s over-the-top.

But sadly, it’s not Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition.

Combat Variety vs Purposeful Design

Yes, in Dead Rising 2: Off The Record you can tape a lawnmower to a wheelchair and mow down zombies in a shopping mall. Hilarious? Yes. Effective? Sometimes. But Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition offers a different kind of variety — every plant has a clear role, every zombie type demands a new strategy. There’s no button-mashing here, just pure, elegant tower defense design. Why swing a flaming sledgehammer when you can plant a Jalapeño and wipe a whole lane with style and spice?

Frank West’s Camera vs Crazy Dave’s Pot

Dead Rising’s photo mechanic is fun — snapping action shots of explosions and zombie carnage earns you prestige points. But let’s be honest: has Frank West ever handed you a potted sunflower and told you to believe in sunlight economy? No. Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition lets you experience a tactical, strategic bond with your flora. Meanwhile, Frank just wants to take selfies with zombies in a Speedo. One’s a power fantasy. The other’s a masterclass in game balance.

Boss Fights vs Gameplay Flow

Dead Rising 2: Off The Record adds flavor with its bizarre boss encounters: over-the-top psychopaths with weird gimmicks. It’s certainly memorable. But let’s not confuse “memorable” with “cohesive.” Boss fights can be jarring spikes in difficulty and tone. Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition handles escalation with grace: it introduces balloon zombies and instantly gives you the tools to counter them. The final Dr. Zomboss battle? It’s peak crescendo, pure design harmony. Frank fights a chainsaw-wielding chef for a lobster weapon. Why? Because chaos, I guess.

Open World vs Focused Experience

Yes, Dead Rising 2: Off The Record is open world. You can go anywhere, save survivors, mess around in the casino. But often, that world feels more like filler than flow. Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition gives you tight, lean levels, each bringing fresh mechanics. Not an ounce of bloat. There’s no fetch quest. No escort mission with suicidal NPCs. No racing segments in a clunky golf cart. Just pure gameplay, one tile at a time.

Tone and Humor: Subtle vs Slapstick

Let’s not pretend that Dead Rising 2: Off The Record doesn’t try to be funny — it’s practically a parody of itself. But while its humor is loud, brash, and mostly based on blood-soaked absurdity, Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition delivers actual charm: smiling sunflowers, groaning zombies in traffic cones, and a soundtrack that could power a happy apocalypse. Crazy Dave’s pan on his head outshines Frank West’s entire wardrobe.

Dead Rising 2: Off The Record is a solid, chaotic sandbox zombie game with a flair for nonsense and spectacle. But if you want real depth, real balance, and real brilliance wrapped in irresistible charm, you know what game reigns supreme:

Plant Vs Zombies: GOTY Edition.

Because at the end of the day, would you rather juggle a chainsaw-blade launcher... or simply plant a potato mine and watch genius unfold?
Posted May 23, 2025.
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