this guy unironically has sex with women

hey

+rep super friendly

don't forget to add me!, fast player

They tried circumcising him but his foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then hes been getting circumcised every 6 months. The foreskin is now stronger than steel. Whenever he is in danger, he pulls it over his body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof, and extremely lightweight. He have plans to sell it as a highly rare, highly resistant material and make millions. Bridges will be made out of beams of foreskin, and police units will wear foreskin vests. He will be living in his foreskin house and bathe in his wealth. He is foreskin man.

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She said ‘I love horror games’ and you hit her with ‘Silent Hill 2 is actually psychological, not horror in the traditional sense.’ You said ‘actually’ five times. She said ‘bye’ once. Guess which one stuck.

+rep good sport

Happy bday my beautiful man! Wishing you a wonderful day full of smiles and fun times, I wish I could smile more :) Maybe my comment can bring joy to the maddies in the comments, no one can harm this beautiful man!!!

Excellent shot

This dude pauses the music at a party to blast a YouTube prank call from 2011 like he’s blessing us with ancient comedy gold

+rep, we played with u before, gr8 player and good guy 🔥🔥🔥

This is the kind of guy who stops the music at a packed college party to play a five-minute prank call video

He’s the kind of guy who hijacks the aux to play a prank call video and thinks he just saved the party

add me pls

add me, Ready to kick some gaming butt?

I've been part of the furry community for probably 9 years, longer than most people have even been on the internet. I developed my fursona over that time period and spent probably $10k on all the materials and 200 hours, so $25k total. I've been to 15 different furry conventions, two of which were invite only, and I've been a speaker at 4 of them. If I quit my job and became a full-time furry instead I would easily be a pillar of the community within months, probably the most famous furry of all time by the time I retired. This is literally my life bro, I don't appreciate people denying my existence like that.

this man reports EVERYONE, no hacker is safe!

-rep just look at this kids comments he has no life like im so fr he is a just like that fat nerd from that grinds world of warcraft in that southpark episode. go outisde touch grass touch a girl or something get off the game for at least 2 mins i know its hard for you

i need to get this off my chest (pun intended). I was playing counter strike with this guy, i believe we were playing on assault, farming the goblins under the train bridge for extra gold. And I hit a real nice one deag, and gives me an odd response. He says to me "nice tits". Now I am not a female, and i am rather self concious about my breasts. I kind of shrugged it off, but he started sending me really odd messages. 2 days later he sent me an aol message saying: "dude you have insanely nice honkers". And i told him to cut it out, but he kept getting more agressive. He sent me, on xbox live of course, a voice message saying "Let me get some of that milk im thirsty mommy" and another saying "come on let the boys have a suck of those milk tanks". Im starting to think he isnt sending these out of lust, but out of genuine desperation for milk. im worried about you dude.

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Sup bro. I don't usually lift but when I do I warm up with 200 pound dumbells. Yeah you might think thats a bit too much but sometimes you have to take life to the extreme if you want to live to the extreme you know what I mean? Yeah, I might make a youtube video of me lifting weights but it's just to see if I can find a girl on youtube to comment on my page and maybe find eachother in life and go out. So what's up with your life? Do you lift? If so, how much? No ♥♥♥♥. Tell me about your life. Ok I'm off, later bro.

This player has lost the ability to use utility in my games. NO I don't like being teamflashed. NO you made not throw nades willy nilly onto me. I'd prefer if you did NOT pick up nades from fallen team mates (because you flashed them) or dead enemy players that I have killed. I expect the money you save from NOT buying utility to go directly into feeding me weapons on the few rounds where I die and can't afford.

There is absolutely NO reason that I can think of that this player should ever have utility. If you see him with utility, know that I have not allowed it and wherever I may be at that time, I am sorry. Heartfelt. Close them eyes. You will be flashed. Not by an enemy. By this guy. Because he can't throw flashes. But he can throw team fights. Once again. I am sorry he threw your game by flashing you. Really am. Tried my best to reign him in.

Btchonwlz is single handedly the WORST player I've ever had the missfortune of coming across. Pick any game from his steam library and then watch in awe as his abject failure both astonishes and disgusts you..

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+rep top gamer

This player has lost the ability to use utility in my games. NO I don't like being teamflashed. NO you made not throw nades willy nilly onto me. I'd prefer if you did NOT pick up nades from fallen team mates (because you flashed them) or dead enemy players that I have killed. I expect the money you save from NOT buying utility to go directly into feeding me weapons on the few rounds where I die and can't afford.

There is absolutely NO reason that I can think of that this player should ever have utility. If you see him with utility, know that I have not allowed it and wherever I may be at that time, I am sorry. Heartfelt. Close them eyes. You will be flashed. Not by an enemy. By this guy. Because he can't throw flashes. But he can throw team fights. Once again. I am sorry he threw your game by flashing you. Really am. Tried my best to reign him in.

legend its u? ^^

This player has lost the ability to use utility in my games. NO I don't like being teamflashed. NO you made not throw nades willy nilly onto me. I'd prefer if you did NOT pick up nades from fallen team mates (because you flashed them) or dead enemy players that I have killed. I expect the money you save from NOT buying utility to go directly into feeding me weapons on the few rounds where I die and can't afford.

There is absolutely NO reason that I can think of that this player should ever have utility. If you see him with utility, know that I have not allowed it and wherever I may be at that time, I am sorry. Heartfelt. Close them eyes. You will be flashed. Not by an enemy. By this guy. Because he can't throw flashes. But he can throw team fights. Once again. I am sorry he threw your game by flashing you. Really am. Tried my best to reign him in.

immortal player

This player has lost the ability to use utility in my games. NO I don't like being teamflashed. NO you made not throw nades willy nilly onto me. I'd prefer if you did NOT pick up nades from fallen team mates (because you flashed them) or dead enemy players that I have killed. I expect the money you save from NOT buying utility to go directly into feeding me weapons on the few rounds where I die and can't afford.

There is absolutely NO reason that I can think of that this player should ever have utility. If you see him with utility, know that I have not allowed it and wherever I may be at that time, I am sorry. Heartfelt. Close them eyes. You will be flashed. Not by an enemy. By this guy. Because he can't throw flashes. But he can throw team fights. Once again. I am sorry he threw your game by flashing you. Really am. Tried my best to reign him in.

+rep strong player, reliable teammate, let's conquer the server

accept me please<3

+rep, good teammate

This player has lost the ability to use utility in my games. NO I don't like being teamflashed. NO you made not throw nades willy nilly onto me. I'd prefer if you did NOT pick up nades from fallen team mates (because you flashed them) or dead enemy players that I have killed. I expect the money you save from NOT buying utility to go directly into feeding me weapons on the few rounds where I die and can't afford.

There is absolutely NO reason that I can think of that this player should ever have utility. If you see him with utility, know that I have not allowed it and wherever I may be at that time, I am sorry. Heartfelt. Close them eyes. You will be flashed. Not by an enemy. By this guy. Because he can't throw flashes. But he can throw team fights. Once again. I am sorry he threw your game by flashing you. Really am. Tried my best to reign him in.

✅➕REP from RUSSIA➕✅ I kinda liked your profile and thought we could be friends :3

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Great Game playing against you. I was jamming out to Dark Maga Beats to study/game to the whole time so i was really locked into my mode there if you know what im talking about

-rep team kills when you buy best gun auto

+rep Big LAN Fistbump guy

+rep great guy, awesome skills ˘⌣˘

This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills