Recent reviews by Baals Deepinner

By the throne, where are those mechanical freaks in robes at? The machine spirit isn't pleased and it's affecting the servers.
Seriously, the servers are a coin toss. I noticed after leaving a lobby in pve or pvp and search a new game, I get stuck on search and when the again, it just tells me that I lost connection to the server and constantly need to exit back to the title screen just to get back online.

I blew up Malaysia

It's a good game(after countless patches and updates that add features, not to mention the mods that are QoL or drastically change how the campaign and battles work)but by the hairy testicles of Mars, it's NOT worth 60 dollars when it's been out for a decade now. Wait for big discount when the game is on sell. No seriously, why is it still 60 dollars?! This is truly a Total War moment

Truly a Total war moment

After a year of the game being out and playing the second part of it's anniversary update, I still can't recommend the game. Classes got proper skill tree in October (except for the Veteran who had to wait for a month later for it to be finished) and there has been less crashes and bugs I encounter since last year but some of it's glaring issues still stays around. Premium shop is trash, most of the skins you pay with currency that can only be purchased with money are just reskins of each other and the quality of them differs. Crafting is still horrible as it's more of a casino where you waste ducets to purchase the right base power of a weapon you want, only to get bad rolls for both perk and blessings making the grind to get materials to upgrade them feel very pointless. Honestly, think I spent more time in the practice mode to see what weapons with their perk and blessing work well with the builds I made then playing the game. 7/10 buy it on sell only

This Stuart Little reboot is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up

Best Total war game when it comes to insults and OST. Towns and castles makes you think on which should be converted based on your current situation like if a faction is going to declare war on you soon and need some better units near the border, then you go with castle. Or if you need some economic boost and certain guilds to improve your army, towns will do the job. Battles are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great and as the soundtrack is blasting in the back while arrows from crossbows and being rains above your knights or militia as they try to break down the gates or place a ladder to the wall. Mean while cannons are being blasted so my light cavs can go in and jav the defenders on the wall. Also my assassins are trained by Tom the cat for the amount of backfire they receive for their plans.

♥♥♥♥ you Alexander the Twink.
In a serious note, this game loves to suck up every hour of your day and with lots of replay value in it. Each Civ has traits and sometimes buildings that are meant for certain victory condition like diplomacy, culture, science and war. It ain't Total War since you'll be on everyone's hit list for taking over a city even if you aren't the aggressor but that won't stop you.
Also Catherine the Thot keeps settling near my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ capital in the middle of no where...

Sneaky beaky the devs are in this one

I finally got a controller to play the game and its good