Recent reviews by The cute Commander✅

41 hours in nation editor. 41! And I'm still not made enough nations to start play! And this all because I keeping adding portraits from Loverlabs (You know which type of mods people posting on such website. If you newcomer, then google Rule 34 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_34). Anyway, I need back to editor. Still need finish unlimited nations for perfection galaxy! But know what? U wont able play with mods because game broken so baddly what each patch making mods Crashing To Desktop. So **** this pice of code until my mods updated. But I know what It's never will be happens.

Broken as classic game but here you can't kill enemy on map if it's not in interior.

3.6 hours gameplay in new ECO version (previous 31.8 played in version before 8.0) and still dosen't figured where those Skill tab locating. Keymaps settings doesn't have suck hotkey as been before update 10. Also, I doesn't understand why to change game mechanics for singleplayer? (Aka localhost) now when Skills window opening hotkey gone, skills fast access icon from hotbar near minimap gone, tutorial task doesn't giving you explaining how to open this or then. Only all about farming, crafting and building.

Players of Starfield crying about many loading screens what have only 2 sec each time. So it's not problem. Meanwhile in Barotrauma:
1. Enter to Outpost/Location - Loading screen.
2. Exiting of Outpost/Location - Loading screen.
So basically there only two loading screens. But remember: Barotrauma is using 32-bit engine! So if you did as I did: I wanted a lot resources and items in sub storage in one slot more like 99 or more per slot, prepare for 5|+10 minutes of loading screen. :) Because game doing very hard to calculating route all of that stuff. Means what you got extra dip for loading time. [bold]LIKE REALLY BIG SMOKE EXTRA DIP TIME FOR LOADING![/bold]
Then in total you gameplay will be straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatched to hours and more. Because of course 90% time is loading screens. Stay safe from overloading your submarine with items. BEcause it's bad for your Flame Per Second (FPS) too. You don't want have +1k of stuff in storages and having because of this 3 fps near those storage? O! Also opening any storage will take few second of game freezing. And I also didn't metiones game crashed because out of memory, all thanks for 32-bit game engine.

Check if process still running or not. Because clicking Exit in game menu not close fully game and you will keep run it on background. So that's how i get 4.4 meanwhile I played in Battlefield 4. Now I can't automaticaly refund that product. UGH!

Blockland is back, baybe! Time to the hit road!
Now serious. That game is have what Blockland don't have. Mechanism withoutscripting! You can build vehicles ingame! No need to LUA code knowlege as it's been with Blockland. Same gamemodes and more new incoming. So technicaly it's not Blockland but it's Blockland by spirit, customisation and visual. I will keep that game in library as support of developers and may come time to time to check what's new and how much peoples now plaing. I love Brickland and that also make that game also my favorite! I wish that game been more successful then Blockland.

Don't belive in steam store page Jade the shark image. She is chocolate and have black hairs ingame!

I don't remember how I made playing 64 hours in that game on my I3-2100 and GTX 1650 StormX. But I did somehow.

Don't belive to tag of Single Player on store page here. There no dedicate servers or offline mod like in Conan Exile. Only official servers and those private servers what you renting for money from 3rd companies. You can't even have server for 1 slot for only yourself because minimun is 6 allowed and will cost you for 30 days 11$. If you want play Single Player as in Conan Exile, that not good time for that. But for solo gameplay on servers is ok. But right now SP NOT EXISTING HERE!

=={ Графика }==
☐ Забудешь, что такое реальность
☐Красиво
☐ Хорошо
☐ Приемлемо
☑ Плохо (Потому что это тот же Snowrunner. Но почему - то моя 4060 Ti греется до +70 градусов)
☐ Глаза болят

=={ Игровой процесс }==
☐ Очень хорошо
☐ Хорошо
☐ Геймплей как геймплей
☑ Ну... Так себе если честно. Лучше написать картину
☐ Нет

=={ Аудио }==
☑ Ухогазм (Ибо всё как у реальных машин. Особенно знаменитый Пиуп - пиуп при задним ходе. У меня когда на улице тоже техника пикала, я путался где это пикает в игре или за окном)
☐ Очень хорошо
☐ Хорошо
☐ Неплохо
☐ Плохо
☑ Поздравляю, вы оглохли (НАДО БЫЛО ПОНИЗЬ ЗВУК В НАУШНИКАХ!)

=={ Аудитория }==
☑ Дети
☑ Подростки
☑ Взрослые
☑ Дедушки-бабушки

=={ Тех. требования }==
☐ Попробуй запустить Paint
☐ Картошка
☑ Приемлемые для компьютером с +$1000 бюджетом
☐ Для олигархов
☐ Попросить у NASA дополнительный ПК

=={ Сложность }==
☑ Просто жми "WASW + Мышь"
☐ Легко
☑ Легко научиться / Сложно овладеть
☑ Использование мозга
☐ Сложно
☑ Dark Souls (Из за гринда)

=={ Гринд }==
☐ Нечего гриндить
☐ Только если тебя заботит таблица лидеров/ранг
☑ Необязательно для продвижения
☐ Средний уровень
☐ Много
☑ Понадобится вторая жизнь (Если в одного и без трейнера)

=={ История }==
☐ Нет
☑ Кое-какой лор
☐ Средний
☐ Хорошо
☐ Прекрасно
☐ Заменит твою жизнь(на смерть)

=={ Игровое время }==
☐ Достаточно долго для чашки кофе
☐ Короткое
☐ Среднее
☐Долго
☑ От бесконечности и дальше (Потому что гринд денЯг и опыта)

=={ Цена }==
☐ Бесплатно!
☐ Достойна своей цены
☑ Только на скидках (Ибо нет ручной расстановки региональных цен)
☐ Если остались лишние деньги
☐ Не рекомендую
☐ Мог бы просто сжечь свои деньги

=={ Баги }==
☐ Не слышал( Дебафф)
☑ Незначительные баги которые только веселят
☐ Надоедают
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ Сама игра большой рассадник багов

=={ 1 / 5}==
☐ 1
☐ 2
☑ 3 (Можно было и не резать фишки Spintires: Snowrunner)
☐ 4
☐ 5