So I bought elder ring.
Here’s my progress.

I made a Vagabong.
I rolled around and smashed things.
I approved some funny messages.
The game crashed two times and went ssssssssssSsssssssSSSSSSSSS.
A weird ass spider with a shield killed me I didn’t even get to hit it once.
I logged offf,
That’s its.
The end.
The elder scrolls.

UPDATE!
UPDATE!
UPDATE!

I got so upset I cried for 30 minutes! terrible!!!!
I got Steam to refund this impossible game. no game should be impossible.
Steam understood and gave me a full refund and in addition emailed me 7 Arbybux coupons for free roast beef sandwiches.

I got 5 Big Montana’s and 2 curly fries then I bought Horizon Go West with my favorite hero Aloy shes the best.

Aloy would never die to the first boss, because shes already at the end boss.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2786346229