DreamableSeal
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United States
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Currently In-Game
ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN
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Recent Activity
139 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
3.9 hrs on record
last played on Dec 29, 2025
1.4 hrs on record
last played on Dec 25, 2025
Mastema Jul 20, 2023 @ 9:41pm 
I only recently got the game and when I saw small was an option I was excited. As someone who is less fortunate in that department I thought it was super cool that there was representation for people like me since basically all you see if a game shows one is people absolutely hung. I select it to see the options are basically hung or average. Since on the character creator and the closet screen it's flaccid it can be hard to tell but it really doesn't look that small. Obviously it's not an issue that ruins the game for me or anything, the naming of the option just got my hopes up.
Mastema Jul 19, 2023 @ 10:49pm 
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Mastema May 27, 2022 @ 1:05am 
+rep actual mommy :MHRISE_happy:
dumpling Aug 13, 2019 @ 10:59pm 
RLCS Season 54 Champion, confirmed
Kurisik Apr 28, 2019 @ 12:02am 
:rloctane: +rep. good trader and nice person :rloctane:
Toki Jan 9, 2019 @ 10:01pm 
+rep Chil dude