Recent reviews by In the Back of my Car

Matterspark is without a doubt the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mechanic bungie has ever added to Destiny while simultaneously making it required for every aspect of campaign completion.

Maybe the content is good idk I was too busy being pissed about the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mechanic design

Previously good game

L void

One friend did not accept my gift, can't imagine why.

Best aim trainer on the market

Warzone sucks, always has
DMZ is mid but crashes constantly and has no reconnect feature because activision's developers are a bunch of monkeys that run on a wheel

Free is not cheap enough

Why is it optimized so badly lmao

Bad porn game, no porn and any good outfits cost money.

Seriously, how can you mess up a porn game?

If I don't have the option to cheat my ass off in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idle game, it's not a good idle game.
Go pull the hardcore MTX ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the google playstore.

mobile port, not a fan.

Looks cool, seems cool ingame, not for me.

Not good, not bad. Just decent. (For a clicker game)