Everything offends me as a vegan transgender hipster
Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German
engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and
hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi
Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary
trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian
pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta
gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous
polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the
border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to
the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant
arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving
cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-privilege
misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner
terrorist lesbian.