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I am a professional musician, author, dentist, diplomat, badass, monster truck driver, sniper, exorcist, astronaut, brain surgeon, spy, underwear model, lumberjack, nuclear theoretical physicist, hip hop dance instructor, politician, painter, philosopher, deep sea fisherman, chef, psychiatrist and general all around man of mystery. I currently work as a United Nations liaison to mend relations at the palestinian border in my efforts to promote world peace. I can piss six feet in the air. I'm also the leadsinger for the band Gotye and do both the vocals and guitar work for the "Call Me Maybe" song when I'm not busy with volunteer work at the abortion clinic. I was knighted in England by Queen Elizabeth II. I also wrote a pretty well known book called "The Bible" under various pseudonyms and played all of the speaking parts in the movie "The Godfather".

My interests include sky diving, painting, painting while sky diving, eating cheeseburgers, winning various awards, scoring with beautiful women, baking, baking beautiful women into pies, driving fast cars, juggling, delivering babies, juggling babies, and generally being better than most people. I once killed a lion armed with only a pair of tweezers and a shoe string. I then used its corpse as a decorative hat in victory.