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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked Nov 3, 2025 @ 11:25am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked Jul 29, 2025 @ 11:44am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked Jun 16, 2025 @ 5:01am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked Mar 15, 2025 @ 1:44pm

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked Apr 5, 2025 @ 1:44pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked Apr 19, 2025 @ 12:04pm

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked Apr 28, 2025 @ 11:50pm

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked Jun 16, 2025 @ 5:16am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked Jul 29, 2025 @ 11:14am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked Nov 29, 2025 @ 1:12pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked Aug 30, 2025 @ 2:20pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked Feb 12, 2025 @ 10:47am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked Jul 29, 2025 @ 11:01am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked Feb 9, 2025 @ 12:39pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked May 17, 2025 @ 12:01am

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked Jun 5, 2025 @ 2:17pm

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2025 @ 1:30pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2025 @ 12:07pm

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked Jul 29, 2025 @ 11:55am



The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
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