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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2016 @ 11:18am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2016 @ 1:41pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked Nov 24, 2016 @ 9:52am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked Oct 29, 2016 @ 5:53pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked Oct 25, 2016 @ 3:32pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2016 @ 5:35am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2017 @ 6:56am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2016 @ 5:59pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked Jul 24, 2017 @ 10:27am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2016 @ 3:55am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2016 @ 7:54am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2016 @ 12:59pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked Sep 12, 2025 @ 6:04pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2016 @ 5:35am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2016 @ 1:42pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked Oct 26, 2016 @ 9:39am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked Aug 24, 2019 @ 3:13pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2016 @ 11:34am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2016 @ 11:54am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2016 @ 11:55am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked Oct 25, 2016 @ 10:51am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2017 @ 2:38am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked May 30, 2017 @ 6:34am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked May 31, 2017 @ 1:16pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2018 @ 4:14am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked Aug 23, 2019 @ 2:19pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2018 @ 4:23am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked Aug 23, 2019 @ 2:20pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked Feb 2, 2018 @ 2:01pm

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked Aug 27, 2019 @ 10:27am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked Aug 27, 2019 @ 8:22am



Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!

Heaven

Got drunk enough and found the key.