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"For those who come after"

It's good so far, and I'm having fun. However, I have some complaints about the maps and vehicles.

There aren't enough big maps designed around Conquest and "traditional" Battlefield. My friends and I can't stand how the smaller maps play. They are straight-up meat grinders, and not in the fun way either. You get shot from left, right, in front, and behind you. Not fun really. Too small, no flow, no "frontline", limited vehicles, just dull. Manhattan Bridge and Siege of Cairo are good, but they limit the amount of vehicles, so BORING in my books. The other maps (Iberian offensive, Empire State, Saint's Quarter) just suck tbh.

That said, I LOVE the big maps that are here. I only filter for Liberation Peak(more like Liberation Mid AMIRIGHT???!!?no?), Mirak Valley (Actual PEAK), Operation Firestorm(FIRE), New Sobek City(THE GOAT), and Blackwell Fields(SOLID). These maps are battlefield, and I ain't touching the other ones. The game REALLY needs more maps though, 9 at launch is not enough.

The vehicles feel like a complete afterthought, and customization on half of the vehicles, jets, and helicopters are straight up MISSING or BROKEN. You can't even customize jets yet. COME ON DICE FIX YO ♥♥♥♥. They completely forgot to add air radar from past games. They also decided to have air vehicles spawn on runways again, meaning they can just get insta-sniped from an enemy aircraft. NICE BALANCING DICE!!! Tanks/IFVs now have Aim-Guided Shells, which are STUPIDLY STRONG lmao and completely invalidate the Mobile-Anti-Air Vehicle.

To be honest, there isn't much content on launch. There aren't that many maps, not as much weapons as previous BF games, and questionable vehicle balancing. But other than that, the game is a lot of fun :)

Make Titanfall 3 already you ♥♥♥♥♥!

They definitely righted a lot of wrongs from Borderlands 3.

The writing is WAY better than BL3. More serious, but the story was also nothing special (You can tell they were playing it safe this time around). Borderlands 2's story will never be topped. BL2 is still the goat btw

The humor is a lot less "in your face" and is used more sparingly than BL3 (Thank ♥♥♥♥)

Loot feels WAY better too, Orange gear is rare again! I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hated 32.9 garillion legendaries glazed and caked on my face from a single bandit in BL3. Those golden showers are gone, and you actually feel something inside when you get and orange drop, which is nice :)

I heard about performance issues before buying, but my PC is really good so no issues here, it ran smooth as butter. Did crash once though. Hopefully they address the issues that people are having though. When people pay 70 bucks for a game, they expect it to work when other games have it figured out. GEARBOX PLEASE FIX!!!!! (and stfu randy pitchford I see your corny ass on twitter 💀)

There are new Rep kits and they are fun, Vex the Siren is super fun, Guns feel good (JACOBS WEAPONS RULE), and I was constantly having fun switching everything out and just trying ♥♥♥♥. The new "open world" map works surprisingly well (gives me Farcry 5 vibes...). There are plenty of side missions, new world events that are a nice touch, and the difficulty was PERFECT. Not ball busting or anything, but no cakewalk either. Can't wait to max my ♥♥♥♥ out.

YES

Uh oh. I'm writing this review before I'm a full blown Balatro addict. I've only played an hour...

TIFA'S TOES. yes

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