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99.9 hrs on record (99.6 hrs at review time)
Pata Pata Pata Pon! Charge Foward! in this unique epic story of Patapon! a wonderful group of beings controlled by their God (you) that plays for them a sweet rhythm! Pon Pon Pata Pon! time an attack, create a rhythm that controls your newly founded Patapon Army! Choose between Spear Patapon, Archer Patapon, Shield+Melee Patapon, and more! Chaka Chaka Pata Pon! Defend the flag holder from creatures and beasts! the Patapon Tree allows for endless customization. with each upgrade comes materials needed, with each boss comes specific materials. plenty of bosses, plenty of items to farm over and over! if that wasnt enough, there are also minigames spread throughout the game! i loved this game 10+ years ago, i love this game now. Pon Pon Chaka Chaka Foward!!
Posted November 28, 2025.
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25.4 hrs on record
***Cons***
- Early Game is terribly difficult
- Night time Difficult even after completing campaign/Max skill tree & Beast Tree (volatiles kill you in 2 hits)
-XP Loss too drastic
- Crafting/upgrade/blueprint system is way too costly
*it takes 20 wire to upgrade, 20 wires to craft, 20 wire to attach a single blueprint mod to a weapon. there are 3 slots on a weapon, and weapons can be repaired 2-3 times only, depending on weapon rarity. and the "wire" material is just a placeholder. this issue can be found for Leather, Wire, Alcohol, CANS (this was extremely difficult to gather), Cleaning supplies.
-The story was painfully predictable. me and my friend literally called the "secret" antagonist who would [REDACTED] Kyle Crane at the end of the story.
- Movement/wall climbing/ Parkour was so bad, i cant recall how many times i was climbing a wall/side of building and my character would miss a ledge and fall to the ground (sometimes to my death, causing almost an hour of xp gain To waste).
-Beast mode Bugs out often. unless you're fully healed, u cannot activate beast mode on your own, which often changes the outcome of battles because you're preoccupied trying to activate beast mode, while the enemy Kills you in 2 hits (yes, even at endgame, u are still 2 shot killed). its frustrating. u can change the keybinds to activate beast mode, but it shouldnt be like this. everyhing should "just work" at launch.
- grappling hook was nerfed drastically. i would reclassify it to be a climbing hook that u can throw to launch your character foward, and not grapple your character towards the hook's position.
at a few times in the story mode, there would be boss battles that the game intentionally makes it more difficult to survive as a way to make it more difficult. its unnecessary and makes the player want to quit. they remove your guns, ammo, medical supplies/throwables while dealing with a difficult boss which causes the player to adapt a "attack and run" style of gameplay. u slow chip away at a boss, when u should be able to defeat it however quickly possible. if a player prepares for a battle, the game should not intentionally put roadblocks in the way of the player, its unnecessary.
***Pros***
- very pretty graphics
- Dialogue/Voice Acting
- Vast Open world/buildings to explore
- Weapon & Gunplay feel good, when it works.
- Stealth is extremely satisfying to throw knives at peoples faces and walk past.
- Plenty of unique items and weapons to utilize in combat
- grenades, molotives, throwing knive(s) all feel amazing/fun to use
- Guns feel strong: shotguns 1-2 most mobs, headshots 1 tap most mobs as well.
- plenty of random interactions for characters to experience periodically throughout the world.

if i wasnt playing this with a friend, i honestly would have stopped playing by the 2nd hour of gameplay, when i was constantly being exposed to the night time because the game decides its a good idea to expose the player with no skills, no experience points to face volatiles at night to do mundane tasks across the city and back. extremely frustrating moments early game.
Posted October 3, 2025.
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16.9 hrs on record
game play was good
graphics was good

Story was G*d Awful. "i had to K*ll millions to save billions"
DAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"i infected a baby to make the vaccine! it is a slave for life!"
Sam B makes a reappearance, but also is about to die at the very end from the same illness he was suppose to be immune to? again, doesnt make sense. the story is all over the place, i felt constantly like i was doing things that didnt matter or make any impact in the story.

i also did not like how there was an over representation of Black people. just felt really Racist to me.

Also played this entire co-op with 2 others.
Posted May 30, 2025.
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14 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record
this game LITERALLY (no leafy) skips 40% of the original RE3 story. just right off the bat they skip past majority of the old game they overwrite good storytelling with updated graphics. my disappointment is immeasurable, and they did brad so wrong. we deserve to watch brad get penetrated in 4k!! (no diddy) my boy was no simp either - _-
Posted September 20, 2024.
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6 people found this review helpful
71.3 hrs on record (68.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
do not support or buy this game/dev team. they care more about hurt feelings and political narratives than game dev.

Go Woke Go Broke.
Posted March 2, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
57.0 hrs on record (47.8 hrs at review time)

what can i say about this game that any RE fan wouldn't know already. the game is a classic. the nostalgia from the 2002 RE2 is here. i had high expectations coming into this game (i played the 2002 vers on a PSP 24/7 and speed ran it whenever possible). the story follows the 2002 version closely. there are subtle changes here and there but it's not game breaking or anything to rave about. the graphics are phenomenal, its like 7yr old me wishing for this game to be modernized and that wish came true. okay so on to the gameplay aspect. The game is over the shoulder, which is a weird change but its a change that actually improves the experience. it allows for you to get a feel of the world alot better instead of having fixed angles. the dialogue is amazing. the gun play feels satisfying as well. landing consistent headshots reward you with a nice gore head explosion or sometimes you'd blow away a chunk of a zombie and its satisfying! now there's really nothing bad to say about this game honestly. the only thing i was sad they took away was in the 2002 version of RE2 there was a giant moth enemy in a room and in the remastered version they didnt include that little mini boss which does suck i wish that was in the game but its not a deal breaker for me. i just hope that in resident evil 3 nemesis they dont change or leave out anything cause RE2 and RE3 were literally my childhood. anyway that concludes my review in conclusion, get this game NOW! it is phenomenal. if you're looking for a good story driven game that has great graphics, zombies, guns, and explosions with meaningful story then this game is for you! i recommend this game to any and everyone who are a fan of zombies and guns.
Posted December 20, 2019.
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1,708.4 hrs on record (866.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Unturned, Best almost 1k hours spent in my life, How? well I played since 2.0 back when storages were called chests I think but only contained 4 slots...4 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SLOTS (I'm a hoarder so this was an issue). and prison wasnt a prison island it was an island with a downed heli which spawned mili loot so everyone on every server camped here and made it there base. anyways;

In unturned you wake up on a beach or on an outskirts of a town butt ass naked dodgeing zombies as best as you can to quickly find a weapon. after finding the essentials (food, water, clothing, and a weapon) you tend to start making a base with ease since the crafting menu is as simple as can be, the recipes that you can make appear when you have the proper items to craft it. The UI for the game is perfect (in my opinion so don't get butthurt) graphics are great (you can play at the lowest settings and run at a solid 20+ frames even with a ♥♥♥♥ PC like mine which is 8years old).

In unturned playing w/ a friend is highly recommended (although I didn't for about half the time that I DID play) playing with a friend is always much better than alone. but unturned offers this Dayz like feel and Minecraft kind of feel (most people say its like the two had a baby) the servers i'd mainly join were the NO KOS RP only servers and honestly those servers are the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ best there is type of servers. you can RP rob someone for all their gear that took them probably hours to spend same with you, you can get robbed and either take the high road give them your ♥♥♥♥ (all your gear) or be a risk taker and try to kill the thieve who is holding your ass up. The Dev of unturned is honestly the best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Dev I've seen. Nelson Sexton keep doing you man, honestly this guy who is 16-18ish (I forgot but ik he is young) is running a survival game, post updates EVERY FRIDAY! including bug fixes, additions to the game, and tweaks. Nelson also listens to the community when it comes to bugs. (that right there proves he is better than most if not all game devs). I genuinely love this game with a passion. This game has been the greatest 945hrs of my life. all the laughs when a squeaker would rage cause they got KOS'D and lowkey it was you so you're trying to sound sorry for the kid, all the times I've stayed up gathering materials for C4 to raid a base as soon as the owners got off then after raiding the base celebrating with all the loot they had kind of feeling. The fun that I've had on this game is hard to explain. The feel of sniping someone in the head with a crossbow 1 shotting them from a far was the greatest feeling ever, for a while i'd considered myself a god with the crossbow cause i'd almost never miss my shots and it was my preffered weapon.

this game honestly is the best zombie survival game out there TO DATE (4/26/16) ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOWNLOAD IT!!!!!!
Posted April 26, 2016.
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