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(crimes since 2017):


14058 Counts of disturbing the peace
4070 counts of assault
2059 counts of domestic assault
260 felony drug charges
254 Intent to distribute
6407 counts of petty theft
2022 counts of theft ($400-$5000)
5169 counts of grand theft ($5000+)
125 counts of grand theft auto
6378 counts of indecent exposure
458 counts of criminal speeding (30+ mph above speed limit)
2889 counts of rape (and counting)
4900 counts of sexual misconduct
8923 counts of indecent gross sexual proposition
9805 counts of first degree murder
8233 counts of second degree murder
4507 counts of third degree murder
8053 counts of arson
93 counts of kidnapping
434 counts of ransom
6034 counts of racketeering
5784 gang related charges
8700 Counts of manslaughter
256 counts of involuntary manslaughter
4570 federal gun possession charges.
I am a menace to society, i will kill you and every one you love.




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