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🎄🎁 GIDDY UP, JINGLE ♥♥♥♥♥ 🐴🤠 SEXMAS is here!!! 🤩🎄☃️🎅❄️ All year Sigma Claus 🎅😍 has been watching👁️ u GOON 👊💦😩 and DAMN ur NAUGTHY!! 😈👹🤪🙈 Hes got a BIG SACK 💰👄 and a rose Toy 🌹📳🫨 for every boy and girl.. 🙇😏🎅 but he has a HUGE PACKAGE just for YOU 🎁😍😳🥵💦

If u wanna get gingerBRED 🍪🍑👈 just POP💥🤸 that Sugar Plum ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍭🍬🍑 and wait under the mistleHOE… 🌿😘😱☕️🍆🔥 At the Stroke ✊🤤 of Midnight 🕕🕘 Jolly Old 🎅 Saint ♥♥♥♥ 🙏😌😍 will slide his 🟢 Jingle Balls 🔴🎄🤤💦 right down ⬇️⏬ ur 😣 TiGHT lil CHIMNEY! 🍑😫🤤🏠 U better watch out… 👀🙇🎅 hes gonna make u cry 😱😏😩🍆💦😜💦

Happy 🌎EARTH🌍 DAY you SUSTAINABLE Sluts ‼️👯💃 it's time 🕐to protect 🙅🏽 the ENVIR-♥♥♥♥♥-MENT and daddy nature’s WOODEN wonder🍆 🌲 😉 🌲. That means you gotta trim that BEAVER 🦫 so Daddy AL GORE can plant 🌱 his SEEDS in your POT 👨‍🍳 🪣. But first, Daddy needs to PLOW 🚜 👩‍🌾 🍴 your secret garden 🪴 😉 🪴.🚜 🌸 😂 😂 😮🫢🤭. Don’t water your flower 🌺 and waste that precious 💦 H20. Let Daddy 👩‍🌾 take care of it 😏 and suck 🍭 that HOSE instead 💦 😂 CONSERVE WATER 🚱💧 AND SUCK👅 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 Send this 💌to 2️⃣0️⃣of your TREE 🌲 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ friends in honor of Earth Day♻️ 🌎. if you get this 🔙 5️⃣times you’re a garden hoe🌱🌻🌷. If you get this 🔙1️⃣0️⃣times you’re 😏 a SQUIRTING 💦 SPRINKLER 🚿 🌏. If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back your ♥♥♥♥♥ is getting REDUCED, ⬇️REUSED 📦 , & RECYCLED recycled ♻️ 2NITE!!! 😂😏