Hello there, fellow gamer! My favorite game is CS because nothing says "fun" like getting headshot by a 12-year-old.

Add me if you want to experience pure awesomeness or commend me if you think I'm the coolest person on the server. Seriously, I'm like the server's unofficial mascot.

Can someone please explain how to put the game in fullscreen? I’ve been playing in a tiny window and thought it was a new hardcore mode. Turns out, I’ve just been squinting for no reason.

Also, just so you know, I'm not a noob—I'm a Minecraft legend. Creepers run away from me! I once built a house so epic, it made my mom come into my room and ask if I was doing my homework.