PART 1
Nobody comment on this person's page. They're evil or something. Yeah, let's go with that. I don't really know what they are but they aren't good. Yup. Alright............. anybody smell pie? Haha no of course not, you're not sitting here with me. Or are you? That'd be weird. Or would it? What's considered weird on this planet again? I seriously smell pie and where I come from pie is my mortal enemy. You're not sitting here beside me are you?

PART 2
I think that would be weird. Yeah, let's go with that. How much can I type in this little gray box before it tells me I can no longer type in this little gray box? Why are some mushrooms poisonous while others are edible? It really doesn't make any sense now does it? Actually, I think it's just that the mushrooms that are poisonous come from people who are ♥♥♥♥♥ and then die. See, where they die is where the poisonous mushrooms sprout. So, if you are a ♥♥♥♥, you'll turn into a ♥♥♥♥ mushroom. I hope you have- the smell of pie is seriously growing stronger. This is ridiculous. I'm tired of the AoP (Administration of Pies) chasing me across the galaxy. That's their administration. Because all bureaucratic a**holes like pies need an administration. Makes sense, really, it's the closest thing to friendship they can get am I right? Sorry, I enjoy emoticons. On my planet they don't have them.

PART 3
We do have yun-yuns though, and what those are is, if you want to express more fully that you're happy or sad or whatever emotion you are in text you put a yun-yun down. Then, as the receiver reads through the text, when they get to it, they'll self-combust if the sender is pissed or get a million dollars if the sender is happy. This also means that our dollar is essentially worhtless and our planet is essentially a perfect sphere due to the fact that nukes and other bomb things leveled everything else. Yup, there's a pie certainly close by. I came to this planet because you people eat those things. It's marvelous. asdfaasadff44696
WOAH sorry, the pie showed up. I threw it out my window and into the window of a moving car. Man were those people not very happy.
I can type so much into this little gray box. You Earth people really know what's up.
Well anyways, I have feed to fish and work to salt. Just remember to not post on this persons wall. I think they're a pie.