buy a new pc poor imigrant

promised to party up and forgot, such heartbreak

great teammate, can you add me?

I’M BLOCKING YOU, BRO 💀
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🚫ERROR 404: REAL ONE DETECTED🚫

Can’t unqueue with a certified CS2 day-oner like you.
You’re built different. Like 128-tick brain, 240Hz loyalty. 🧠⚡

Send this to 10 cracked teammates who’d:
🧼 Smoke heaven perfectly every time
💰 Drop you a gun when you full-save
💀 Say “NT” instead of flaming
🎯 Hit clean one-taps like it’s ASMR
😤 Queue again after a 16-0 like it’s therapy

If you get:
0 back — VAC bans your soul 😔🛑
3 back — Your ping is permanently 90ms 🧂📶
5 back — Valve lets you pick the next map 🤝
10+ back — You get auto-MVP in life 🌟🧢

+rep skibidi gamer, too much covfefe

pro gamer, smooth moves, let's keep the kills coming