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I turned homiesexual after playing this with a bro. 10/10

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Stardew Valley is a very relaxed yet enjoyable game that is easy to lose many hours into. I feel like I have barely scratched the surface in the 20 hours I have played so far.

Small maps, poorly designed maps, poor graphics for a 2017 game, short time to kill, unbalanced weapons, feels like a COD from a decade ago that's just reskinned. Nothing special here, it's okay to skip this one.

I like the hitmarker sounds though

This is an artistic masterpiece with an interactive story behind it. The story of the game is hard to track, and keeping a walkthrough with you is recommended, and this is literally walking through the game. But once you finish and reflect on the beauty and thought of the game, you truly understand why its so atmospheric. This game requires patience, and I would not recommend it if you have none.

The ending is why this is nominated for THE “WHOOOAAAAAAA, DUDE!” AWARD

This game could progress if it had a workshop mode where players can create and share their own levels. It's a good 20 minute time passer, but if it weren't for the achievement, would not be worth $1. However, the achievements make this better than LYNE in my opinion, as you recieve two colors for each letter, and symbols.

Even after 5 years, this game never lets anyone down in terms of pure enjoyment. Endless mods can rejuvinate any spark in your rpg love. With lore, dragons, story, upgrades, a vast map, free mods, and graphics that continue to surpass those made today (with mods of course,) I'd still buy this for $60 if it was new.

This is the kind of game that'll make you rethink what friendship is. If you ever had a friend, this is what you'll want them to be like. If you want a friend, this is what friends are like. Never have I ever felt a bond so close with the characters of the game. This story driven masterpiece is sure to drown you out of reality and into a new one. One with twists and turns, friendship and heartbreak, and make you contemplate everything afterwards.

CS:GO, the only place where bombing an empty bank, a nuclear reactor, and a castle makes sense. 10/10 would buy sand dunes again