Recent reviews by Guinness and Fitness

zippy lil guy when he wants to be

the number went up and that's pretty cool

make it happen again

Can't voice review without heavy spoilers so ROT13:

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Pretty fun with friends at the start, never regains that charm. Progression is very tedious, you have to spend a humongous amount of time to be able to try out different perks -- and that's all the progression really is.

When trying to uninstall this game from Steam it popped open a survey. Kinda slimy.

Does well to recreate the tone and experience of Portal and Portal 2!

Some of the puzzles require movements that are a little precise / near cheese, and there a couple places to softlock yourself I was hoping would have an easter egg but didn't. I'd definitely recommend this experience to all fans of Portal, it does well to push what to expect from an unofficial fan-made game.

Haven't finished yet but I'm considering refund before I hit two hours. There are some pre-recorded videos that are playing too fast making the audio glitchy and unenjoyable. With diverging story paths, it's not easy to look up these videos on YouTube or anything to skip in-game and watch aside. And I shouldn't have to -- the game *should* work.

Moving around is chunky with movement based on character's stepping based on controls instead of character moving to camera position/something more modern and smooth.

The game seems like an interesting story so I hope it gets a remake/remaster with some updates to the broken aspects others have identified and polish up the gameplay feel.

About 6 hours worth of fun puzzles with a nostalgic feel.

UPDATE: IT'S FIXED --However, the Speedy achievement is bugged. Until this achievement is fixed I cannot recommend this game.-- UPDATE: IT'S FIXED

Very creative response to "The Witness"

Play Outer Wilds instead. Don't look it up just trust me.

You aren't able to do everything right off the bat, you have to play through a bunch to unlock dialog options which makes the game an exercise in figuring out the intended steps to a solution rather than theory crafting and trying to think outside of the game.

Ending unsatisfying.

Bought this game to play in VR. The targeting system is completely broken in VR, and the forum posts to resolve the issue have been marked "Solved" with no resolution.