Merry LICKmas 👅✌️👀 Mrs Claus 🤶❄️ has the house to HERSELF and she wants to EAT your cookies 🍪🥛💦 So strip down to your Saint kNICKers 👙🎄🎀 and prepare to be CRAMMED 🥵 and JAMMED 🫠 like a Christmas HAM 🍎🐷🍎 Shes 💦 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💦 in your chimney and doesn't care how 🔥 NAUGHTY 🔥 you've been 😈 Mrs Claus gets 1️⃣ night a year and is gonna make you her 🅱️itch 🙇🏼‍♀️🥺👆🏻 She's gonna WRAP you up 📿🎀 and RIP you open 🎁 but also give you plenty of aftercare cuz she's a good mommy dom 💝 🌺 💅 She's thirsty for your EGG NOG 💦🥛 and needs you on her FACE 🥵❤️‍🔥🍑 You'll ♥♥♥ more than the presents under the tree 🎁🎄 and harder than the elves work in Santa's SWEATshop 🧝‍♀️🔨💦 This CLITmas 🌮 you'll as red and swollen 🍓 as Rudolph's nose 🔴 SEND this to 🔟 SLUTTY mommys who need a gentle build up 🫦👅✌️ a powerful ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU O

Look, I know what you’re all thinking, but let me explain. Yeah, I watch gay porn every night before bed, but that’s not because I’m gay. It’s purely for educational purposes. I like to stay informed about different lifestyles and perspectives so I can be a more well-rounded individual. You can’t claim to understand the human experience without understanding all of it, okay? Besides, the production quality is often much better than straight porn—lighting, camerawork, storytelling—so if anything, I’m just an appreciator of fine cinema.

And yes, I go to gay pride rallies, but that’s only because I’m a huge supporter of freedom and self-expression. I wave the rainbow flag because I believe in solidarity, not because I’m personally invested. When I wear a glittery tank top that says “YAS QUEEN” and dance shirtless on a float, it’s not because I’m gay—it’s because I value allyship.

His Mom wrote this: he is young, he is autistic, and if you don't have the patience to play with him, then I would prefer that you don't. His feelings get hurt easily, and I would prefer you not use strong language, this is a social outlet for him, and helps him deal with different situations that are hard on him in public settings. Please understand and use caution when playing with him. If you have any questions, please inbox him and I will answer as best I can.
Thank you,
Mom

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Looking forward to our next meetup at Big Jeff E's Island Getaway!!! The flights there and back are always crazy LOL