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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2015 @ 8:49am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2015 @ 9:00am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2015 @ 8:54am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2015 @ 8:59am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2015 @ 8:52am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2015 @ 9:07am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2015 @ 1:33pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2015 @ 1:35pm

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2015 @ 8:38am

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2015 @ 8:07am

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2015 @ 9:00am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2015 @ 1:33pm

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2015 @ 10:14am

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2015 @ 9:23am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2015 @ 8:52am

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2015 @ 9:41am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2015 @ 8:48am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2015 @ 9:08am



Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
1,554 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
28,965 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
11,404 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
3,319 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.