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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Pay to Play Hell - Save Your Time and Money!

Review:
This game is the epitome of a bait-and-switch. They lure you in, make you grind for 5+ hours, and then slap you with the reality: you can’t progress without opening your wallet. The "free" experience is just a glorified demo.

The matchmaking is abysmal—you're constantly thrown into games with sweaty pay-to-win players who obliterate any sense of fair competition. And let’s talk about the yeti… 25 arrows to the rear to take it down? Really? It’s laughable, and not in a good way.

The maps are repetitive and boring, offering zero variety. The inventory system is a mess—trying to organize your items feels like playing a second, equally frustrating game. Early access? More like “earliest access” to an unfinished cash grab.

If you're thinking about trying it, don’t bother until (if ever) it becomes truly free. Path of Exile shows how free-to-play should be done, without forcing players to open their wallets just to compete.

Save yourself the frustration and stay far away. DO NOT PLAY!
Posted 15 December, 2024.
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2,665.4 hrs on record (1,498.7 hrs at review time)
mucho caca going on jajaja
Posted 10 January, 2023.
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12.0 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is scary as ♥♥♥♥! So good can't believe something like this was even possible. I played on a friends VR HOLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOLY i couldn't complete even one map was so scary. 10/10 game! Headphones required.
Posted 7 January, 2021.
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12.3 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
OVERALL 7/10 : Interesting game, fun for a run and gun.
Needs a great story and cinematic update.

Pros:
- Graphics, setting, atmosphere.
- Combat is fun for shooting and dodging around similar to souls.
- Multiple enemy types
- Boss fights were interesting but as long as you had a sniper it was pretty easy.
- Co-op mode

Cons:
- Story is extremely boring.
- Not fun solo
- Cinematic's seem half done and look like a PS2 game.
- Lip sync in cinematic's are not properly done.
- Repetition with looting (Only pick up crafting materials.)
- No variety with weapons dropped.
- Loot has no rarities when dropped .
- Repetition with the maps generated and used. (Felt like i went through the same map 6 times but had different enemies spawn.)

Posted 3 May, 2020.
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26.9 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
This is a wonderful game for all friends that are into board games!
Posted 25 November, 2018.
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8 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Do not purchase this just yet!
Once you reach a large population of people on the map your game turns to pictures only...
I have a brand new PC unit and am currently running a 1080, but damn... i was smacked in the face with 5 fps if that. Sorry but had to refund..

Edit: Current Specs

CPU: I5-8600k
Graphics Card: GTX 1080
RAM: 16 Gigs D4400
Posted 17 September, 2018. Last edited 17 September, 2018.
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3 people found this review funny
5.2 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
VERY VERY VERY SCARY @$$ game! Literally ate my carpet and began crawling upside down around my walls.
Saw a friend bite another friends eyebrow off!
Dead people are scary.
Never buy a clown blow up punching bag.
Will never walk into a basement with satanic star ever again!
10/10 Would play again
Posted 20 March, 2018.
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7.6 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
This game is just sooo dope its like Diablo and DarkSouls fighting style, Hearthstone deck card style, a fancy tarrot, morgan freeman, and Binding of Isaac had a baby in one game.

Great and wonderful game so much RNG fun! Now off to number two!

Still amazing thank you for this game!
Posted 11 November, 2017. Last edited 23 November, 2017.
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0.3 hrs on record
I swear this was a movie all over again
Posted 5 July, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
13.8 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
All i can say is.... screw this scary a$$ game!

I can't even past the first checkpoint because of chainsaw B!tch Excorsist always popping out of the walls like shes Koolade or some sh!t.

And be mindful my gun in my hand is a fraud... no clue where it was purchased but the thing shoots toothpicks I swear!

And obviously I can't continue playing because I'm afraid I am going to piss myself so lets just keep this gameplay time under 1 hr.

Overall 10/10
Posted 5 July, 2017. Last edited 5 July, 2017.
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