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1 person found this review helpful
27.4 hrs on record (13.7 hrs at review time)
ts is peak i sadly just dont have any friends to play it with
Posted December 21, 2025.
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8 people found this review helpful
12.6 hrs on record (11.8 hrs at review time)
If you're a fan of SpongeBob, this game is great, BUT it's also very short (~4 hours for main game completion, and 11 hours for 100%), which INCLUDES the DLC content which honestly, you should NOT pay 20$ for. It's fun but not worth that much, if anything wait for a discount (or get the deluxe edition I guess). And from what I can tell you don't need the DLC to get the 100% achievement.

Also funnily enough, you will see a couple of DLC cosmetics that you simply can't unlock, they will probably be unlockable in a future update, but I don't really know if I'll be playing said update since I've already 100%'d the game.

Call me air sponge!

8/10 (would've been 9/10 if it wasn't for plankton challenges and some other content being locked behind a 20$ dlc)
Posted November 28, 2025. Last edited November 29, 2025.
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50.9 hrs on record (10.9 hrs at review time)
fun movement and nostalgic artstyle 10/10
Posted October 19, 2025.
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86.1 hrs on record (16.8 hrs at review time)
I think they could've done way better with this game, that being said, the THPS3 career is really well made (except for Cruise Ship I guess), and THPS4 career is cool despite it not being like the original, though some levels (London and Waterpark) have annoying challenges that you need to take an entire run for just to complete one challenge.

It also sucks that maps like Kona and Zoo have been turned into competition levels, when I think they had quite a few fun goals to do. the THPS4 career is also missing Carnival and Chicago...

The controls feel the exact same like THPS1+2, so if you liked how that game felt, you'll like how this game feels too, although skitching feels really cheap and not nearly as smooth as it felt in THPS4.

Also not that it really bothers me but there's been quite a bit of "censorship" compared to the originals, like there not being a guy pissing off a ramp, no blood when you bail, the robber's van in Los Angeles has been replaced with an AI car, small stuff like that.

Overall I still think it's a good game with lots of replayability, but if you're a diehard fan of the franchise, don't expect it to be perfect. If you're a more casual fan and liked THPS1+2, then you'll probably enjoy THPS3+4 as well.

9/10, I miss Carnival and skitching Stompy
Posted July 12, 2025.
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25 people found this review helpful
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6.0 hrs on record
after 100%'ing this game (including both achievements and in-game challenges) i gotta say this game isn't worth full price, and maybe not even 50% off. Maybe its cus I'm 24 years old right now and no longer a child, but I still enjoyed this game for what it is. I would say it's only worth like 10 or maybe 15 bucks at most, though if you REALLY like spongebob it can be worth spending a little more on it :3
Posted June 30, 2025.
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1 person found this review funny
36.6 hrs on record (7.9 hrs at review time)
i still cant aim, but at least its slightly better
Posted May 6, 2025.
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15 people found this review helpful
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21.6 hrs on record (20.5 hrs at review time)
I'm honestly surprised with how good this game was, obviously it doesn't come close to games like AC2 and (for me) Brotherhood, but it's a fun game minus a few annoying bugs like getting stuck or (for some people) the game freezing entirely

If you aren't a fan of how new AC feels to play then this might be a game worth trying when it's on sale, 7/10
Posted March 20, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
15.7 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
number go up me happy :3
Posted February 28, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
20.3 hrs on record
Game wouldn't boot if I had it installed anywhere that wasn't the C drive, but it's a fun, slightly nostalgic game. Though to be honest I'm not a big fan of the ship stuff (you know, the main selling point of this game)

Can definitely recommend if you're a fan of assassin's creed and into pirates stuff :3
Posted January 5, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
From what I've heard this game is good, but for some reason it will crash frequently when trying to get past the splash screen. The fix for that is running it as administrator, but for some reason THAT will crash my entire PC after playing for a little bit. I guess a 7800x3d and RTX 3080 aren't enough to play a 2015 title...
Posted January 5, 2025.
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