Recent reviews by Scarface

Best Paradox release in a while.

Buggy game. The comic panels keep overlapping.

A short retro platformer in which you climb a mountain in search for moustache gel for your glorious moustached man.
Controlling your character feels good enough for a platformer, so where did it go wrong?

The level design, lives system and the music are by far the worst parts of the game.
The levels are bland and boring. The lives systems feels like it's there to make sure you don't finish the game in 10 minutes.
Having to replay from the start after losing all lives is something game devs left behind in the past for a reason.
It doesn't make a game more challenging, but it makes it more tedious.
Combined with boring level design you'd rather close the game than start over.

The music is uninspired and gets annoying before you reach the second level.
It seems that there's only one track as well which loops forever.

This game's biggest problem is that it's too difficult for people unfamiliar to platformers and too bland for people who love platformers.

Finished all 40 levels in 40 minutes. Gameplay wise it's just a worse VVVVVV, which is also on the Steam Store for the same price. I'd recommend to get that instead.

Best fascism simulator so far!

The game starts off really good. The atmosphere is great, the story is fun and it's a must have for every metal or rock fan.

Gameplay wise is where the game lacks. The RTS elements ruin the game completely. The game starts off as a action slasher and slowly turns into a half-assed RTS game. The game would've been great if the developers had focused on creating an action slasher instead of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hybrid game which it is now.

The game is currently broken in every way. The netcode utter garbage. Everyone lags and it gets worse the higher your fps is. The weapons are completely unbalanced, which turns the game into get x weapon and win or don't and lose. The champions are unbalanced as well and the better ones are locked behind a paywall. Luckily, those who have gotten the game from the humble monthly are unable to have more than 2 champions because the game tells steam you have all of them.

Biggest disappointment since the E.T. game

This game has divided people into 2 camps: item lovers and item haters. Definitely worth 15 bucks to spam items and have people ragequit. (item haters are uncommon on the lower rankings tho)

Yes

1000 hours in this game.
Finally decided to put 22 civs on a duel-sized donut map.
Best decision of my life.