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Egg Simulator

Become an Egg
Unlocked 8 May, 2025 @ 12:02pm

Forgotten Sorority

Goat Castle - Reach F Tier
Unlocked 6 May, 2025 @ 8:46am

Private Club

Goat Castle - Reach E Tier
Unlocked 6 May, 2025 @ 11:07am

Rogue Guild

Goat Castle - Reach D Tier
Unlocked 6 May, 2025 @ 11:07am

Covert Consortium

Goat Castle - Reach C Tier
Unlocked 6 May, 2025 @ 1:56pm

Secret Society

Goat Castle - Reach B Tier
Unlocked 7 May, 2025 @ 5:01am

Shadow Syndicate

Goat Castle - Reach A Tier
Unlocked 7 May, 2025 @ 2:00pm

New Goat Order

Goat Castle - Reach S Tier
Unlocked 8 May, 2025 @ 11:35am

Real Buoy

Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!
Unlocked 10 May, 2025 @ 4:31am

Raider of the Lost Parking Garage

Find the perfectly round boulder
Unlocked 8 May, 2025 @ 12:48pm

Where is it?

Find That clown
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2025 @ 11:28am

Don't touch the servers

You touched the servers
Unlocked 8 May, 2025 @ 11:49am

Into the Matrix

Find the trainstation
Unlocked 8 May, 2025 @ 11:31am

Welcome to Earth

Start the Alien invasion
Unlocked 8 May, 2025 @ 12:29pm

I Watched the Intro

Sit through the intro
Unlocked 6 May, 2025 @ 8:39am

What a Waste of Money

Buy the Gators shoes
Unlocked 17 May, 2025 @ 6:20am

Synchronization Complete

Synchronize with all the Goat Towers
Unlocked 7 May, 2025 @ 8:19am

Reach the Stratosphere

Get flung out of the map
Unlocked 6 May, 2025 @ 1:56pm

It's All a Simulation

What a cop-out
Unlocked 13 May, 2025 @ 10:03am

Lousy References

Find all Broken Relics
Unlocked 13 May, 2025 @ 11:03am

You Mined Too Greedily and Too Deep

Find the Deep Stone
Unlocked 12 May, 2025 @ 1:00pm

This Took Half My Life

Experience the entire Black Meze tour
Unlocked 12 May, 2025 @ 8:24am

Gastroscopy

Find the Kidney Stone
Unlocked 13 May, 2025 @ 10:01am

Goat Got Brains

Find the Knowledge Stone
Unlocked 12 May, 2025 @ 2:31pm

Appliance in Disguise

Find the Space Stone
Unlocked 13 May, 2025 @ 9:50am

Try Hard With a Vengeance

Find all Multiverse Trinkets
Unlocked 13 May, 2025 @ 11:03am

Vault 55

Open the Vault
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:32am

Utopia

Fully Upgrade Pilgor Town
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:03am

Wheels of Fortune

Find all Golden Wheels
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:55am



Who Baywatches the Baywatch?

Run on the beach in slow motion

401(K.O.)

Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down

Streaking

Run naked on the football field

French Fika

Lick the croissant

Goat Queen

Become Queen of all the goats

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Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur

Crocsquatch

Give Big Foot some shoes

Certified Fresh

Find all movie tapes

G.O.A.T.

Unlock all the achievements

Try Hard 2

Find all Trinkets

You Trusted Your Instincts

Complete all Instincts

Daredevil

Jump off all Ramps

Wow, Such Instincts

Complete all Instincts

Ultrasonic Speedy

Lick Speedy while looking like Speedy

So Aerodynamic

Get flattened while driving the Trojan Goat

Maximus Instinctus

Complete all Baadlands Instincts

Marathon Rider

Drive 42.195 km with your motorcycle

Deliciously Disgusting

Make a pineapple pizza

Daredevil of the Wasteland

Jump off all Ramps

Live Free and Try Hard

Find all Baadlands Trinkets
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