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15.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Great tutorial. Finally I'm making some bread IRL.
Posted December 10, 2025.
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3.9 hrs on record
Hell, puzzles, and demon girls.

I came for the demon girls, stayed for...demon girls.

9.7/10 — would risk eternal damnation again lol.








POLSKA GUUUROM
Posted November 24, 2025. Last edited November 24, 2025.
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82.2 hrs on record
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“The nostalgia is real.”

The only game that transported me back to the old Minecraft days
and let me just chill with friends.

Why I Love It:
  • Cozy survival done right
  • Perfect for multiplayer hangouts

One of the best — if not the best — cozy survival games out there.

Verdict
10/10 — I’ve found my minecraft2.0.
Posted December 2, 2024. Last edited November 24, 2025.
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233.8 hrs on record (224.3 hrs at review time)
Gra dla prawdziwych sigm.

Gra która pozwala biec po mapie i werbalnie wyzywać znajomych na czacie głosowym aż mentalnie zamienią się w Dawida Jaspera.
Posted December 2, 2024.
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995.2 hrs on record
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This game brought me back to taking hard drugs again.
Highly recommend it to everyone mentally insane.
Doing same action and expecting different results ahh game.
Posted September 27, 2021. Last edited November 24, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
69.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Gameplay
Expansive, enjoyable, and addictive.
This is a game where playing with someone else makes it even more engaging.

Graphics
The graphics aren’t bad, though some textures were poorly made and didn’t fit the environment imo.
Play a bit and you’ll get used to it — the gameplay more than makes up for the graphical flaws.

Price
Better to wait for a sale or buy a cheaper key if possible.

Bugs
Occasional, but rare.

Story
None (or so minimal I didn’t notice it).

Playtime
The game never truly ends.
The real end-game is building a massive, well-fortified base to defend against hordes.

Fan Mods
They exist, but there aren’t many.

Difficulty
Let's just say its not easy but I wouldn't also say it's extremely difficult. Somewhere in-between.

My Rating
7 Days is enjoyable, but the price could be lower.
The game offers many hours of play, but it can get boring quickly if you don’t have a friend to play with.
I give it 6.7/10.

If they improved the graphics and adjusted the progression system — especially the speed of acquiring end-game items (since knowing the right spots on the map allows you to get them very quickly) — this game could be much better.
Posted July 11, 2020. Last edited November 24, 2025.
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222.5 hrs on record
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Albion Online is the only MMO where I simultaneously hate and admire my own masochism.
The grind is endless, the economy feels like you can win against the house but it's just pewish jropaganda (Im not suicidal), and the PvP? Oh... do not even let me start with this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Every update seems designed to make life harder for the average player while rewarding those who already have everything. Well..well..well..Sounds familiar?

Guild politics, and zergs roaming the map make you question why you bought premium currency instead of ladder and rope.

If you enjoy frustration, being stomped repeatedly, and wasting time that could’ve been spent in LITERALLY any other game, this is for you.

6,7/10 — I hate it, yet I’m still hooked.
Posted July 11, 2020. Last edited November 24, 2025.
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109.7 hrs on record
Gameplay
Expansive skill trees and the wonderfully satisfying physics of body destruction ;D
Rating: 9/10

Graphics
Even after all these years, the graphics still hold up remarkably well.
Rating: 8/10

Price
Good pricing tbh.

Bugs
Literally countable on one hand during playthrough. Almost none I would say.

Story
Well-developed and immersive.
Rating: 8.5/10

Playtime
The main campaign alone can take 20+ hours on your first run,
but side quests and other activities will pull you in for dozens more.
Decent playstyle that's what I want to say.

Fan Mods
Available, but not in overwhelming quantity.

My Verdict
Even after all this time, I keep coming back to tear some undead apart or run around Harran’s buildings with friends.
This game scratches the perfect itch for chaos, fun, and teamwork.

Overall: 9.7/10 — A timeless game for OGs that's thrilling with just the right amount of carnage.
Posted July 11, 2020. Last edited November 24, 2025.
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26.0 hrs on record
Gameplay
Complex in the best sense of the word.
Every prison requires some thought to plan your escape — nothing is obvious - given to you on a silver platter which is rare nowadays.
Much more satisfying than the second game, where difficulty dropped drastically and I didn’t enjoy it as much as the first one.

Graphics
Retro-style graphics.
Might not appeal to everyone, but for me it was just as charming as the soundtrack.

Price
Fair for the amount of content the developers provide.

Bugs
Fortunately, I didn’t encounter any.

Story
That’s not the focus of this game anyway.

Playtime
Completing all prisons on your first run takes about 13 hours if you’re good at games of this type.

Fan Mods
The game has its own workshop, so you can easily spend more time playing custom prisons than the base game itself.

Difficulty
Hard.

My Rating
A polished, intellectually challenging game that I personally really enjoyed.
9.1/10
Posted November 26, 2016. Last edited November 24, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
6.9 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
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Paladins is this type of game where the matchmaking feels like a social experiment
and the UI feels like it was coded by 6 or 7 indian freelancers during Gorehabba. (just google this shi its crazy)

Every match is a perfect 50/50 between
“hey, this is kinda fun”
and
“I’m uninstalling after this….”

Champions get balanced by throwing darts at a wall,
the servers run on pure spite of you not giving this f2p overwatch ♥♥♥♥,
everybody hates this game - you hate yourself for playing it. Maybe just stop..get some help.

3/10 - could be worse i guess. Play it if you are restarted enough to not be able to install marvel rivals
Posted November 11, 2016. Last edited November 24, 2025.
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