No, you cannot have my coochie, and you will never have my coochie. I don't care if you add "May" in front of the sentence, "May I have some coochie?". I don't care if you add "please", "May I please have some coochie?". The answer will always be no, you can't have my coochie. And it's so rude and people are doing it, I don't know why—to annoy me? Because they think they are going to get my coochie if they ask 100 times and add nicer words to it? It's not going to happen. I'm not going to give you my coochie. I don't want to. I-I don't.....Are you guys confusing it for "cookie"? Like, you think it's a bunch of cookies like I'm Brittany the bakery and I'm just giving out cookies to everyone? I can't give my coochie to everyone, it's a special coochie. It's reserved for the person who deserves it.

And just because you ask for it all nicely, like in all older English, like, "May I please have the coochie?" "May I please haveth the coochie, madame?", it doesn't mean you deserve it or you're entitled to my coochie. You can't have it. So that's my final answer. Stop asking me about your interest in my coochie, 'cause I'm not interested in giving it to you. Thank you, have a good day.

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Pets for the feline.

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throws a brick at you /rizz