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Recent reviews by HANNAH MONTANA

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1 person found this review helpful
5.3 hrs on record
Симулятор табличек в экзеле с аниме-лошадками
Posted July 13, 2025.
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12 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
zalupa
Posted June 2, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
56.7 hrs on record (53.7 hrs at review time)
⬇️⬇️⬇️➡️⬆️⬆️⬆️
Posted May 5, 2024. Last edited May 6, 2024.
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11 people found this review helpful
53.2 hrs on record (46.0 hrs at review time)
Last Epoch costs 3 times less than a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horse in the shop and 100 times more enjoyable than this pathetic excuse for a videogame
Posted February 18, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
20.5 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
The game looks exactly how I imagined it when I was playing the original 20 years ago. Devs perfectly translated the old-school spirit while also bringing something new. The game definitely worth its money and I hope it'll be successful enough to tell Sega that their old franchises are still loved and people want to see them bring to life again.

So don't be a douche, buy this beautiful game already
Posted May 1, 2020.
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17 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
6.0 hrs on record
The most boring experience I've had in a while. The story was supposed to expand Chloe's character from a different side, make her more likeable and get to know who's that famous Rachel she was talking about all the time, but the game does exactly the opposite. Characters are boring, dialogues are cringy and the story is not engaging at all aside from cheap cliffhangers at the end of episodes that you have to suffer through for a couple of hours of unbearable character writing and filler objectives that don't add anything to the story but take your precious time. I know it's a high school teenage drama, but even by its genre's standards, it could've been a much better story than it is now.

I know it's a story-driven game and outstanding graphics and animations are not the priority here. But FFS, why do characters look and act like robots with zero acting abilities? Actors were either underpaid or undercast. Chloe's thousand-yard-stare during conversations with barely any facial animations looks creepier than Disneyland animatronics. I get it, the budget is tight, but it wouldn't have cost you a fortune to animate the eyes a little bit better and hire a better writer, would it? And it would make a hella big difference.
Posted April 22, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
11.5 hrs on record (8.1 hrs at review time)
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell, and tainted beyond ascension — he chose the path of perpetual torment.

In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains, seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him . . .

The Doom Slayer.
Posted January 28, 2020. Last edited January 28, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
35.3 hrs on record (19.1 hrs at review time)
Hands down the best Arkham game to date
Posted July 25, 2019.
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9 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Если вам так хочется пожрать говна, то сделайте себе одолжение: потратье лучше эти 900р на дошираки.
Posted October 26, 2017.
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5 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
6,510.9 hrs on record (3,704.0 hrs at review time)
хуeта
Posted June 10, 2015. Last edited October 18, 2021.
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