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⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆
⢙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟
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⠀⠙⠚⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁
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UH OH
YOU JUST GOT DAMN DANIELD
SEND THIS TO 5 FRIENDS OR YOUR WHITE VANS WILL ALWAYS BE DIRTY

Like imagine the moms at walmart saying “omg your hair is so pretty ;3” then you’d say thanks with a straight face but if we had a tail that shi would be waggin so fast. then she’ll notice it and be like “aww look at you getting all excited for mommy” then you’d start to blush and get all embarrassed and shi x3... yall feeling me on this one

+rep. This guy came to my house the other day. I had never met him before. While at first I didn't mind his unexpected arrival, it quickly became a problem. He started ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everywhere. There was not a square inch of my house that wasn't glazed in his sweet forbidden nectar. I don't know where all that ♥♥♥ even came from. It was like a fire hydrant. On the plus side I don't have to buy salt anymore, when I'm cooking and I need it I just give him a quick hand-job and he busts directly into the dish I am cooking.

Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! *nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~ hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big! *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. *kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) *nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes *wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy meat! *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tails* can you please get my itch? *put paws on your chest* nyea~ it's a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you pwease? *squirms* pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like, I need to be punished really good *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky ;) *licks shaft* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;) *drools all over your ♥♥♥♥*

+rep based man who happens to be a furry, and gay with an addiction to programmer socks.

-rep I think he's a furry