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My girlfriend won't stop calling my penis "wang dang doodle" and I'm considering leaving her

Apparently it's a song her parents used to play and she thinks it's hilarious. I think it's gross. I've asked her over and over again to stop, but she won't. Last week she started singing it when she was on top of me and laughed so hard we had to stop. Today she texted me something about wanting "snuff juice". I googled it and wouldn't you know, it's from that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ song. I just turned my phone off and got a drink. I don't want to go home.

"bombardiro crocodilo. a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flying alligator that flies and bombs children in gaza and palestine. he doesn't believe in God and he LOVES bombs, he feeds on your mother's spirit. and you are You translated all that then. 6 1 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. don't break the joke prostitute.”

I’m 18 and I noticed something weird today. While I was pooping and put some pressure, a thick, sticky fluid came out of my penis. There was no pain, no burning, and the color was kind of whitish. I haven’t masturbated in the last 5 days, but I did feel mildly aroused a couple of times during that time.

I'm not sexually active and I don’t have any STDs (as far as I know).

My questions are:

Is this normal when you haven’t ejaculated for a few days?

Can pelvic pressure during pooping cause prostate fluid or semen to leak out?

Should I be worried or visit a doctor?

Does this count as a form of natural release?

I’m a bit embarrassed to ask this in real life, so posting here anonymously. Has anyone else experienced this?

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