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Bounce and moan on it

yes maam

Don't say that again.

+rep can reverse bhop in half life source deathmatch

+Rep good team leader and Piper

professor pumpernickel

Professor Peppercorn

nuh uh mines bigger

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+rep amazing taste of games, especially postal

theyll tell you you cant get men pregnant you just have to keep trying

WHAT

guys how do we get men pregnant how do we do that

i'm schizophrenic and i have a gun

+rep nice profile picture

wish I could pin profile comments

tf2 gamer extraordinaire, five star team fortress 2 server critic, world renowned tf2 master chef, seven time tf2 iron chef champion, well respected team fortress sommelier, etc

Biggest Sonic Fan I have ever met. Also very cool and fun to play games with!

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Professor Piper is out right now. How can I be of assistance?

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they are spaming coz so at least valve sees the name tf2 dumass

+rep cool guy

「𝔴𝔢𝔩𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔣𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔬𝔯 𝔭𝔦𝔭𝔢𝔯'𝔰 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔣𝔦𝔩𝔢」

+rep

Imagine is salty~~~
Remember it's down the road not accross the street you incel ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, this is why your parents don't love you.

-rep incell

retarded ass ♥♥♥ gonna kick anyone who says words.

Boom. Headshot.

Snipin's a good job, mate!, It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry

cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone*dead

Ooh

Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a "crazed gunman", dad, I'm an assassin! ...Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness!

I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it.

I think his mate saw me.

Yes, yes he did!

Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings?

Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards

Be polite

Be efficient.

Have a plan to kill everyone you meet

Dad.... Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the phone!

zerwee is a very good album by Billy Cobb. it is also a weezer influenced album pinkerton to be exact, the cover art for pinkerton and zerwee is made by the same japanese traditional artist. and it has an sound thats alot like pinkerton. also its a rock opera and i love rock operas so much

Why are Japanese girls so hard to talk to?
I'm polite. Each time I approach one, I say "konichiwa". I always ask them about their favorite anime before talking about my waifu. They're usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with them, and how they usually get disinterested because I'm a white guy. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of Pearl Harbor, but I don't hold it against them. They weren't in Unit 731, so why judge them for ti? Why can't the himes just realize that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and even live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice, I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person accuse of all the rice I eat and the anime I watch).

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+rep very nice and cool guy

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Sorry you cant handle my swag, ♥♥♥♥♥

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