Recent reviews by Saint Volvic

9/10 dlc. Beautiful landscapes and incredible, extremely challenging bosses (except metyr, screw her).

I will update this review when I beat the final boss

Edit: Justice has been served. May victory come to those, who don't lack willpower. Goated boss fight

It's a great game honestly, slightly overrated when thoroughly looking at each section of the game, but still very good overall, 8,5/10. Mostly amazing bosses with a few annoying exceptions (Rennala, Magma Wyrm, Fire Giant, Astel, Godskin Duo). Godskin Duo could've become an iconic duo fight like in previous FromSoftware games, but their concept was cheap (weird infinite respawns) and non-complementary to each other unfortunately, a wasted opportunity. Additionally, there were waaay too many recycled bosses.

Last but not least, F*CK REVENANTS. F*ck their modelers, f*ck their animators, f*ck their designers, f*ck their audio engineers, f*ck their programmers, f*ck their moveset planners, f*ck their effect designers, f*ck their lore and f*ck everybody who was involved in creating that enemy. Go work for Valorant, Fifa or whatever the f*ck you want but stay out the fokin soulslike-kitchen, y'all are NOT cookin 😭😭🔥🔥

Goated f*ckin GOTC game. Please give us an infinite amount of sekiro combat-style games, because deflection and deathblows are beyond satisfying, they feel INCREDIBLE. And never forget: Hesitation is defeat.

crash counter since buying: 3

ain't sayin nun except tomb of the giants...

lacks story mode but i can spin cube

Not sure if I'm dumb and play it the wrong way or if I'm playing a different game than the other reviewers, but it's very boring. The map is small, I don't know what to do or what the goal is and the combat system sucks. The only positive things until now are the graphics and the crafting animation.

Trust me, this time I'ma make it. *crying behind mask meme*

Pog

♥♥♥♥ this game