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We then took note of his twitch page, later we saw a notification on our phones, he was live, we watched in horror as he systematically unlocked 5000 cases hours on end receiving skins that he described as "worthless 3 pence trash", googling case prices he had spent £15000 on them. We are planning an intervention, so we now humbly ask the Counter-Strike: Global Offensive Community to help us pull him out of this hole, we have decided to kick him out due to his constant screaming in a mixture of polish and russian usually occurring at 1-3 am in the morning. We also ask if there is rehab for addiction to Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. Thank you for your time.
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Épais et gluants, sentent le miel
Ce lait sucré, oh-si-bon
Papa, Papa, merci d'être précipité !
Ma langue tourbillonne en rond
Pendant que Papa donne à mes fesses une grande frappe
À l'angle, emballée en chaînes
Mama a fait un saut, hurlant souffrir
« Tais-toi, garce ! Reste sur le sol ! »