Sassy Samoyed
Lake Jackson, Texas, United States
Heya how's it goin? I'm May the Sassy Samoyed, smol puppy who happens to also stream... sometimes.
Links & Stats Below!
My Stats:

| 5 Foot 6 Inches |
| Samoyed-Husky Mix |
| Gay & Taken |

Games I stream, or will stream:

== Tarkov ==
== The Finals ==
== Destiny 2 ==
== Minecraft ==


My Links:
https://x.com/MaySassySamoyed
https://youtube.com/@SassySamoyed
https://twitch.tv/sassysamoyed
Heya how's it goin? I'm May the Sassy Samoyed, smol puppy who happens to also stream... sometimes.
Links & Stats Below!
My Stats:

| 5 Foot 6 Inches |
| Samoyed-Husky Mix |
| Gay & Taken |

Games I stream, or will stream:

== Tarkov ==
== The Finals ==
== Destiny 2 ==
== Minecraft ==


My Links:
https://x.com/MaySassySamoyed
https://youtube.com/@SassySamoyed
https://twitch.tv/sassysamoyed
Currently Online
My Stats:
| 5 Foot 6 Inches |
| Samoyed-Husky Mix |
| Gay & Taken |

Games I stream, or will stream:

== Tarkov ==
== The Finals ==
== Destiny 2 ==
== Minecraft ==


My Links:
https://x.com/MaySassySamoyed
https://youtube.com/@SassySamoyed
https://twitch.tv/sassysamoyed
Artwork Showcase
May in EFT
Comments
Shepskii 11 Dec, 2025 @ 8:31pm 
Honestly, the cutest person ever. Super sweet, smart, and perfect all around. Pervious gambit sweat and HOTAS addict. Doesn't gamble enough. MonkeyTaint 8/10
Carbl 8 May, 2017 @ 9:41pm 
So I was driving down I4 which is an interstate, and I saw a sign for Boardwalk City Burgers. You know where homeless people slap some patties on the George Foremans and have a grand ol' time. While I was passing this sign I made a real wise crack a real kneeslapper, a zinger to the humdinger I said "Boardwalk Burgers? More like bored burgers. Because the burgers aren't having any fun" and that is by far my magnum opus of comedy. I began laughing then started sobbing hysterically, it really is the highest caliber of comedy.