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Deus Ex: The Gall Review
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First off, I have to say that I like deus ex. I bought the original deus ex in a bargain store in 2003 or 2004, I first thought to myself: dis sux. Later I enjoyed it before it got ported to steam or whatever because it is a thinking man's shooter. You get to use your augmentations and your writable notepad (really, you could press I think an f key and it would pop up a functional wordpad to write down all the codes and what they said to put together what the hell was going on). Then Hummus Revolution came out and I found that to be a good modern interpretation of the original, pretty damn good. I think the first time I played through was like 15 hours which was pretty short but that's better than what we get these days.
Then The Fall...
Oh gawd, non.
I don't know if this game's title was supposed to be foreshadowing but this is like invisible war which was mediocre at best, but now it makes you sad in the light of your computer, all alone, expecting to stay up all night long to play this mobile version.
First, let's get the engine out of the way: Hummus Revolution was a reworked Crystal Dynamics Engine that was used in Tomb Raider: Underworld. This one uses unity probably because it is better built for the mobile market, and probably this was a low budget so they didn't want to waste a lot of money. But without splitting any hairs, this looks like ♥♥♥♥. I swear this looks like 2005 quality. This may seem unfair because it was a moblie game at first, but you have the name Deus Ex on the box. After coming off Human Revolution, the shock was jarring. I was playing a beautiful well lighted game to OH GAWD.
I was expecting the porting people to try to rework the UI to be more faithful to Human Revolution because it was a Unity game which is a very flexible engine, but no. There is no multiple saves like in any other good PC game, there isn't a smooth UI. Hell, not even the mouse works properly. It won't detect blatant clicks I started to click furiously and I might have cut the like of the damn thing in half. The difficulty of inventory management (which is a good thing, mind you) was cut completely, going for a teleport my rocket launcher from nowhere into my hands, kaboom. Going around people is the suggested idea in Deus Ex, not anymore. You can get a stun gun, and then stun your enemies, pick up the credits and keep buying the ammo and you won't run out of cash money. Hell, you can't even jump in this game, really. It is a port from iOS and it shows. The stealth detection is wonky, half the the time they will ignore you, the other time they are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eagle. At least the level design is okay for the most part.
People are probably going to ask me why I am so focused on Human than the ones before. That's because it has the same art style, the same year as Human Revo. (instead of the 25 year difference between the first two), and the same weapon designs and praxis system.
You might say that I haven't played enough to make an objective opinion. Well that's because the game has only one section, Panama City, and it's shorter than the shortest part of Hummus Revolution: part 2 of Hengsha. Half of that time is me going idle or killing random people and resetting the save. I feel awful for those that bought this at full price, because that is barely any content. What I hate about that is when you click on "More Content" it says "MOAR TO COME!". We know that is unlikely, don't lie you French bastards. Even if they did, it's irrelevant because I know how this ends because I'm the Batman. it's the jews
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