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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2013 @ 9:28pm

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2013 @ 3:59pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2013 @ 8:57am

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2013 @ 9:17am

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2013 @ 9:17am

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2013 @ 1:36am

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2014 @ 8:09pm

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2013 @ 2:03am

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2013 @ 9:31am

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2014 @ 4:25pm

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2014 @ 4:26pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2013 @ 1:07am

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2013 @ 2:01am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2013 @ 9:26am

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2013 @ 9:26am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2013 @ 9:15pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2013 @ 8:57pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2013 @ 8:57pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2013 @ 9:02pm

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked May 3, 2013 @ 4:09pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2013 @ 10:18am

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2013 @ 10:26am

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2014 @ 8:06pm

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2013 @ 1:01pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2013 @ 9:17pm

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2013 @ 10:10am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2013 @ 9:26am

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2014 @ 9:50pm

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked May 3, 2013 @ 4:01pm

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2013 @ 10:24am

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2013 @ 9:07pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2013 @ 10:15am

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2013 @ 10:28am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2013 @ 8:55pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2013 @ 8:56pm

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked Apr 21, 2013 @ 2:21am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2013 @ 9:31am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2013 @ 9:33am

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2013 @ 12:45am

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2013 @ 2:03pm

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2013 @ 10:55pm

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2013 @ 11:13pm

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2013 @ 3:56pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2013 @ 2:17pm

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2013 @ 10:58pm

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2013 @ 3:51pm

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2013 @ 9:24pm

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2013 @ 9:28pm

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2013 @ 9:28pm

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked Oct 4, 2013 @ 9:34pm

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2013 @ 6:24pm

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2013 @ 9:35pm

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked May 20, 2014 @ 4:42pm

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2014 @ 3:51pm

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2014 @ 4:05pm

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2014 @ 4:11pm

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2014 @ 4:11pm

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2014 @ 4:28pm

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2014 @ 4:43pm

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2014 @ 4:57pm

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2014 @ 5:06pm

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2014 @ 5:27pm

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2014 @ 9:25pm

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2014 @ 9:37pm

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2014 @ 9:43pm

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2014 @ 9:53pm

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2014 @ 3:47pm

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2014 @ 9:17pm

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2014 @ 4:48pm

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2014 @ 4:57pm

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2016 @ 3:36pm

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2016 @ 3:45pm



Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
0 / 6

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.