Recent reviews by Dr. Poop

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Space balls 2: the quest for more money.

Character banter? Trash. Limited syringes. Crawlers are stupid looking
class locked perks
Trend chasing corporate MoneySlop.
It's heartbreaking seeing my favourite game for 15 years turn into cash grab slop. Genuinely garbage game.

This game is so bad that it re populated the killing floor 1 servers. At least there's something good that came out of this early access title's launch.
f u c k this game
sincerely.

Edit: this game sucks so bad that kf1 and kf2 are both at a higher player count than they have been for years. Good job killing your series.

This needs to be compatible for sven co-op for it to matter much.

i am shield boy. i fart. if you use bullets. you are bad. throw rockets at me. bullets are for fans. rockets and knives for enjoyers. ur mom stole all of the doritoes from my house and it actually helped my diet massively. Soon after, she came back and stole all of my metal silverware. and everyone knows you cant heat up the Super H in a plastic spoon, so she also stopped my h-roi-e addiction as well. what a wonderful lady your mom is. andyways, the last time i played a game this good, it was garfield cart. So, i, not knowing the incoming financial hardship, spent my last good boypoints on the new call of duty. you see, i was expecting great things. and you know what? i got them. this game, is immaculate. everything i could want except for an american flag calling card in launch. however, i no longer have obtained the good boy points that i need for the one thing that i know in my heart and soul will truely debunk my purest form in gaming. Garfield two is out. the racing one? yeah of course, stupid. garfield cart two. its out. and i cant afford it. and thats why im giving this game a negatiuve review. this game has gotten in the way of my truest dreams as i have lost more hair from my hairline than i would have lost playing the pure bliss of garfield cart two. this was a truely embarrasing use of my money, im so sorry garfield. anyways, im off to go poop. this game had me survive on doritoes, hero-ine, and stringe cheeese for three weeks since launch. since then, after completely destroying you in every lobby i met you in, as i explained before, i courted your mother, and she saved me from two of those things. now, i have run out of string cheese, and i have bought cranberry juice, ham, eggs, and other normal foods. all thanks to your mom.
this game is incredible, 10/10, bad rating because its made by activision

edit "youve plyed an additional 651 hours would you reccomend this gaME to others"
no dude i told a kid i was gonna make love to his dad and all i got was a real messy std test with 4 positives.
-3/10
EDIT:UNIRONICALLY NO A DOWNVOTE. GAME RUNS WORSE EVERY UPDATE, CANT ENJOY IT ANYMORE

big balls

in truth, this is vile

game sucks

Honestly, Overwhelmingly Intense.
Since midnight club 3 Dub edition on the psp, nothing In terms of racing games has interested my enough to get me to get me to invest time into them. Visiting midnight club again, I was still dissatisfied. There wasnt enough intesity. No hardcore bumper to bumper intensity that rushes adrenaline around you in a brutal and Gore covered vulgar environment. Thats what I have been wanting. And this game.
This game provides that.
A Tantalizing phycological horror game, a Traumatizingly intense and Bitter raceing simulatar, With the best levels of gore.
This game has it all.
This game is a first person shgooter, horror, quicktime event, hack and slash, parkour, open world survival, role playing, story telling massacre Like no other.
From the moment you load the game, you sink in. The soundtrack flows through you like a cold wind and you submerse yourself withing this grueling and hatred filled worl that is: Garfield Cart


Prepare yourself for hundreds of pro players cutting you down as you get better and better in this competitive battle royale deathmatch of Cats and johnathan.

Pros: Its existence.
Cons: None, you idiot.

This game is extremely intense, I would 9/11 reccomend it, but DO NOT play this game if you have ANY heart problems, Or are allergic to febreeze and dorrito

Do not bother.

The adjustable darkness does not allow you to see in integral cazves and waters of the game withnout gam,e breaking update added filters. This game is garbbage please dont waste your money