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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
17.1 hrs on record (15.7 hrs at review time)
Dont let the very positive reviews fool you, this looter shooter extraction game is PvEvP (Player vs Environment vs Player) and is glitches, griefers and toxicity galore.

Players camping spawn points, glitching through doors, camping extraction points, killing you as you're limping back to base or general backstabbing after announcing friendly then shooting you in the back.

Did I mention ZERO Dev interactions with the community, acknowledgement of bugs and even deletion of threads with legitimate complaints/issues/bugs.

If you're someone who thrives in the cesspits of humanity and enjoys PvEvP games with a 'git gud' attitude then this ones definately for you.
If you're into lore/story looter shooters with cooperative rebuilding mindset, save yourself $60 and a lot of anger over lost loot, take your family out for ice cream instead.

Until Devs lift thier game and fix things, or failing that a PvE/Story option and non forced PvP, this review remains negative.
Posted November 27, 2025. Last edited November 27, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
94.3 hrs on record (90.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Preparing to enter Jump Space! Hold on to your helmets!
Posted November 27, 2025.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
73.5 hrs on record
Scratches that itch Freelancer left a long long time ago
Posted November 21, 2023.
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18 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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0.0 hrs on record
I am writing this negative review, as after purchasing this Art Deco Pack, I too had issues with launching the game again.
Managed to fix that buy first restarting PC, launching steam, navigating to this page (the Art Deco Pack) and clicking the "Play Now" button.
This managed to bundle my Steam and Ubi account with the keys for this pack and the game launched successfully, with the credits and skins deposited to my Ubisoft Division 2 account.
If you're having issues launching your game after purchasing this pack, give the above instructions a go and a thumb up if it worked for you.
See you in DC/NY.
Cheers
Posted October 30, 2023.
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77.6 hrs on record (38.8 hrs at review time)
Water World (the movie) comes to video games. Sadly no raiders/canabalism but there is plenty of sharks.
Posted November 22, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
250.2 hrs on record (214.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game should be called SatisCRACKtory...

Fire up an afternoon of games before bed time.
"It's 4pm I'll see what the fuss is about with this game"
-Few Minutes Later-
"WAIT WTF ITS 12:30 AM!?"

Edit: Now with live its even better with friends than the original!
Posted November 30, 2021. Last edited November 29, 2024.
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13.2 hrs on record
I'm going to get hanged by the community for reviewing this game but here goes:

I come from a fanboy of ancient history background. My introduction to the Total War series was Rome: Total War back in late 2000's. While most of my entourage was out getting drunk and hooking up with everyone, I was busy crushing my enemies of Pithia, Persia, Egypt, Schithia, Gaul and Germania. Must've spend over 300 hours on a single campaign alone.

Then Medieval II Total War came out... Lets not talk about that one for now (lol); but I digress.

When I saw this on special I was overjoyed to play another ROME Total War title... Little did I know how dumbed down everything would be (bar combat, that still holds its weight).
Grand campaign, even on easy, tends to roflstomp and troll you with public order penalties and constant uprisings and riots. You raise an army to teach those treacherous scum for going against you, only to find yourself you're up against the likes of Rebel Ghengis Khan leaders, not to mention you have zero coin to raise more troops because said buildings that generate coin contribute to disorder... Its a constant catch 22...
Making friends/allies, even asking them for trade is more broken than International Travel in 2020...

TL;DR: In conclusion, if you have played the originals this is a significant step down, aside from new graphics with lacklustre settlement/city management and over the top army/navy upkeep.
Posted July 17, 2021.
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6 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Having played this DLC I wouldnt even buy it if it were on special for 99c. Worst one by far. Goes against everything NV brought to the table like plethora of armour, weapons and sandbox gameplay
Posted July 11, 2021.
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6 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
14.4 hrs on record
This is a reskin of DOOM 2016, but set in the RAGE universe.
Even some of the abilities you get are the same as DOOM...

Still very buggy - constantly getting stuck on random things, etc, etc.
They force car racing on you and one particular stage you will give up because of the BS difficulty, but you need it to progress with campaign.

Highly avoid if you are sensitive to very bright colours and flashes (I actually had a seizure at one stage...)

Save yourself the moolah and go have a takeout meal and support your local business instead.

Very disappointing game for a 80GB download.
Posted March 26, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
735.6 hrs on record (205.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Playing as a Dwarf Team (up to 4 player co-op) shooting alien bugs in the face while trying to stay alive and mine some minerals underground. What more could you ask for??

Srsly one of the most entertaining games for under $40!

Edit: Quality updates from Coffee Stain Studios like the latest Machine update is why I come back to this game
Posted November 27, 2019. Last edited November 25, 2021.
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