Storkborn Sage
Philipp
Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany
Wanderer of worlds, keeper of tidy inventories, and champion of co-op quests. Whether battling beasts or farming turnips, Storkborn ventures forth—with love in his heart and adventure on his mind!
Wanderer of worlds, keeper of tidy inventories, and champion of co-op quests. Whether battling beasts or farming turnips, Storkborn ventures forth—with love in his heart and adventure on his mind!
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Who is the Storkborn
In the vast realm of digital adventures, where pixels weave tales of heroism and chaos, there exists a traveler known only as the Storkborn Sage. Forged in the fires of strategy and sharpened by the trials of countless quests, this wayward soul wanders from kingdom to kingdom—one day fishing peacefully in Terraria, the next commanding heroes in the lower city of Baldur’s Gate.

Legends speak of Storkborn’s unmatched precision in keeping his inventory absurdly tidy, his love for otters, and his unwavering loyalty to the co-op cause. Whether forging alliances in the depths of dungeons, ruling over a pixelated empire, or simply vibing in a cozy tavern, he is always ready for adventure.

If you're looking for a companion for your next quest. The one called Storkborn is both a scholar and a warrior, a collector of trinkets and a slayer of spreadsheets. Join the journey, and may your saved files never corrupt.
They call me many names
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Review Showcase
504 Hours played
I love Baldur’s Gate 3. The story? Incredible. The gameplay? A brilliant evolution of D&D that smooths out the clunk without losing the charm. The voice acting? Oscar-worthy. The visuals? Stunning, like being hit by a monk.

But then Astarion happened.

The moment my girlfriend saw that smug, seductive vampire elf, she changed. She started calling me "darling" in a British accent and now flirts with every pale NPC in our real-life D&D game to cope. I play for the plot; she plays for Astarion's jawline.

10/10—just wondering if anyone knows how to win my girlfriend back from a fictional vampire rogue?
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ShadowSorbet Mar 17, 2025 @ 10:13am 
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76561199129949290 Sep 10, 2024 @ 11:54pm 
added for trade ^^
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Du bist nett
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