this is a steam account you are reading this and you're probably sitting on something and you probably ate something in the past 5 hours, you probably drank some water too a few minutes ago, you probably said no to someone today, you probably said yes to someone and you've probably done a poo in the last 3 days, you most likely have friends and enemies, you're most likely in a building, you likely live on planet earth, you probably don't like your enemy, you're special and unique, you should love yourself, except of course, if you're a well murderer but anyways getting off track i love cheese and steamy balls of doughy surprises out of the boiler with chef xgycern in the basement cooking up the most diabolical ideas for jokes with twists included in them.

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