Recent reviews by Floor Bored

What do you mean its 5am?? I only started playing a few hours ago. . . oh no, not again...

It's a straight mobile port, but at least they charge accordingly. Controller support would improve the desktop experience greatly, since the puzzles get pretty difficult in the later levels and being able to play from the couch would be a lot more relaxing.

If you ever wondered what Darksouls would be like if it was a randomly generated. space-themed, 2D, RTS; this is it.

I want to recommend this game, but R*'s ♥♥♥♥♥♥ business model absolutely ruins it.

Pros:
>Arguably one of the best single player games ever
>vehicles are fun to drive and varied
>single player story has hundreds of hours of game play if you don't speed run
>R* stepped down from the forge ban for single player

Cons:
>character movement is still pretty bad, but tolerable on controller.
>Multiplayer is an unregulated ♥♥♥♥ show because R* only bans people who cheat money, not the people making the game toxic because toxicity doesn't cut into their $$$$$$
>all updates are multiplayer exclusive, all the fancy/fun ♥♥♥♥ is locked down to multiplayer. Single player hasn't been touched since launch.

My advice: buy it for the single player when it's on sale and don't even touch the multiplayer unless you have enough friends to fill a lobby (5-15 people).

It had a chance to be amazing but they lost the plot and the game died with the servers.

While I probably wouldn't pay full price for them (I got them with the Complete pack) the samurai Osiris and gold weapons are very pretty. The included perks are also pretty useful if you want to 100% the game without a guide.

I adore this game, bought it on sale for around $10 USD and am half-way through my second playthrough XD
My only issue is I /think/ I bought the GoTY edition but I can't tell if it's woking... Couldn't find any of the special areas nor the special car... either way, love it and I cant wait untill 2 goes on sale!

Saints Row III was so much better... dissapointed :(