Recent reviews by Slocknog!

game is good

its peyton

i have never had fun one time playing this game. volcano map is good though.

go virginia

i only dernk bcuz of tem bed

"Sorry, no space!"

Great game on IOS, even better game on PC

Created a sim with the name of Slocknog the glorious slug from Faster Than Light. After Slocknog crash-landed on the planet the sims inhabit, he joined their millitary in order to become an astronaut and fly back to the federation. However once 4 sims greeted him with a house warming gift Slocknog became enraged. He tried to hit it off with one of the females but she rejected him. All four of the sims were found dead trapped behind walls. Slocknog later met a wonderful sim by the name of Erin. After marrying Erin, Slocknog killed her whole family, leaving them to themselves. Erin and Slocknog had two beautiful children by the names of Slocknog and Slocknog. After Erin's death Slocknog found another woman. He married this woman and moved her family in. Slocknog then after 3 days left the woman to marry her son, however the son rejected her. Slocknog later murdered both of them. Slocknog died soon after over a plate of waffles. His kill total was 20+ atleast. He killed entire parties. Long live Slocknog.
TL;DR Killed 20+ people under the alias of a space slug crashed on the planet 10/10

GET A LOAD OF THIS SIDDHARTHA GUY! SAYS HE FOUND ENLIGHTENMENT, I'LL SHOW HIM ENLIGHTMENT... WITH MY FISTS!!! 10/10

It's a game. Buy it.