Recent reviews by Louka

After 100%'ng the game, racking up 250 hours, and leaving my kids starving, here's my definitive review:

Story is the same as it was before, but its definitely one of the best elder scrolls stories. You really aren't the "main character" which I think adds depth, so I wont really talk about this anymore...spoiler or something idfk.

The game play got better, and flashier, the gunp- I mean the tricksho- I mean the bows feel a lot weightier, like they have more oomph, which is definitely a plus. Magic got an overhaul. Skooma is just as broken as it was years ago.

Okay, now for the negative: This ♥♥♥♥ is unoptimized as a ox's balls coated in hot sauce being used as a NBA pro teams sweat rag. This is actually bad. The worst part? My rig can run every other game at 200+ frames. FML.

The Combat may be flashier, a little cooler, but its still easy as hell. Harder then when I beat my wife, but not as hard as when I gaslight her. 0/10

IDFK, You think I make reviews? ♥♥♥♥♥ wild. Play it or don't. Cheapest Triple A game on the market.

Hey, just so you don't look ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid while complaining like a LITTLE ♥♥♥♥♥, you have to restart the game if you buy the DLC in game. Steam has always done this, for EVERY GAME. This is a DLC character, not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ steel pack. The times Ive seen dumbass pieces of ♥♥♥♥ say the same ♥♥♥♥ over and over again.

You people for SURE get light-parried while you play Orochi. Losers. Skill issue.

The bugs are a bit much SOMETIMES, but the story is SO GOOD, the characters show so much humanity in an already metal world, them still clinging onto their false sense of empathetic emotions. The gunplay is so fluid, each gun has its own weight, use, damage, type, and caliber. The Cars each have their own purposes from four wheel drive, to cycles, or even fancy sport cars. Clothing and armor are a big thing in the game, so make sure you think about what to wear when you go out. Cybernetics can change the course of a fight dramatically, from cybernetic blades that shoot from your wrists, a electric whip, a grenade launcher, or even hardened fists, theres more than one weapon in the game. To top it all off, each and every part of the world feels so- full, each crack and crevice seems like it has a purpose, especially in the lore. PDA's and dossiers can be found all across Night City, especially in abandoned (or not so abandoned areas) All in all, this game is one of the most top notch games, even with the bugs, ive never wanted to play such a buggy game for so long since skyrim

Where do i begin...?
The games artstyle is so so easy on the eyes and it makes for a great and fun timewaster. or if you're just hoping to immerse yourself, there is also the pleasant music that'll keep you distracted for HOURS. The games grindy and somewhat a hastle but wont be bad to check out.
So?
The pros:
1. Great music and it flows greatly into other areas of the game
2. Expansive areas which will find you lost in thought (like the real world!)
3. Several cute girls that will make you fall in love over and over again and again!
4. Replayability that makes the game oh so sweet!
5. Dark, fun, kinky, or vanilla, theres a type of playstyle for sexing up those females that it allows everyone to enjoy it.
The cons?
1. It is "grindy" but a little slow as well. Thats one of the only bad parts
2. Many errors and typos which make you cringe.
3. Your roomates use the bathroom sometimes (is that not surprsing?! girls using the restroom?!) but it does not allow you to have a warning before entering except a "knock" button, but sadly you lose hearts if you arent close enough with them so be careful! but regardless there should be a warning like "oh someone sounds like they are inside" you know?
Thats about it! its still early access but the characters are so colorful and friendly and fun that i can not wait to see the finished product! Have fun gamers!

Great game, totally isnt like, filled with enraged people tryarding in casual. Dont worry!