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11 of 18 (61%) achievements earned:
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High Five Me Again, Yeah

You high fived the arm one too many times.
Unlocked Apr 11, 2017 @ 6:09pm

We Don't Go There

You entered the forbidden mouse hole.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2017 @ 8:03pm

Carpal Tunnel Revenue

You pressed the ad button 10000 times and skipped the puzzle. You also may have carpal tunnel.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2017 @ 8:36pm

Toast My Buns

You dated a toaster. Your buns are now nice and toasy.
Unlocked Apr 11, 2017 @ 7:06pm

Quak Me Hard

You dated a duck-human. The rumours are true.
Unlocked Apr 11, 2017 @ 7:10pm

Oh My What Long Arms You Have

You dated a noodle hands mutant. Flexibility is a blessing.
Unlocked Apr 11, 2017 @ 6:59pm

Keeps Me Company

You defended yourself in the way only way you know how.
Unlocked Apr 11, 2017 @ 8:11pm

Dope

You listened to Doug drop some phat beatsies.
Unlocked Apr 11, 2017 @ 3:30pm

Crowd Pleaser

You learned some sweet dance moves.
Unlocked Apr 11, 2017 @ 7:37pm

F.R.I.D.G.E C.R.E.A.M

You listened to a fridge drop some phat rhymes
Unlocked Apr 11, 2017 @ 5:56pm

Koniec

You completed Paradigm. Dope.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2017 @ 8:57pm



Kvlt Grooves

You used the kvlt code to get the kvlt black metal audio tape.

Notavirus.exe

You installed a virus in IT.

Down in the Dungeon

You found the Lich King Dungeon. (Steve's holiday house)

High Fidelity

You collected all the audio tapes.

Succulent Space Odyseey

You bid a farewell to a space cactus.

Qualified IT Consultant

You listened to enough IT advice, you could probably get mid tier IT consulting job.

There's No Place Like Wall

You talked to the Man in the Wall.