Recent reviews by Blu

I'm never touching Tarkov again. Thank you Embark for liberating me from my shackles.

The writing, the characters, the beautiful soundtrack and everything else about it makes this a genuinely special game. I'd even go as far as to say that this is a masterpiece.

Genuinely impressed by how the performance gets worse and worse over time. I haven't logged on for months somehow I've gone from nearly 100 frames to 50.

TL;DR The game is a mess and needs a lot of work, not worth buying at the moment because it feels like it's still in beta.

1) Servers: They are atrocious. Like 6 out of 10 games either I will lag or my friend will lag. All you will see are players teleporting and the ball phasing in and out of reality.

2) Matchmaking: MM in this game has probably been the most infuriating thing I have seen especially in a ranked match. You are forced to play 5v5 in ranked which basically means you will see more egoists in your team thinking they are the in-game Lamine Yamal. Not only that, you also have to account for the fact either your teammates or your enemies will be lagging like mentioned above. So you will be dragged down by toxic teammates and then as a double whammy you will have an enemy hopping around like a shinigami from Bleach.

3) Controls: This is an odd one. I'm not sure if it's a server thing or controls having a weird delay at times. When you sprint and tackle in this game it results in a slide. But for whatever reason your can stop sprinting to do a normal tackle but the game doesn't register that you stopped running, so it results in a slide. That can cost you a goal due to the loss of speed and recovery time. That is just one of many examples.

I literally made an entire organisation of professional assassins fear for their lives, 47/10.

Fort Night

CAPCOM! GIVE ME DMC 6 AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

This game ruined my relationship with my wife of 5 years and we are now getting a divorce. 10/10 would recommend.

Edit: I lost the house and unfortunately kept the kids :(

We can finally experience 19 inches of Venom on PC, what a time to be alive.

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