Recent reviews by Steve

So I came on steam one day and saw "Factorio" headlined right on the front page. I had a little look and thought it's just a 2D spaghetti dirt sim and thought, I am never going to get this peice of ♥♥♥♥ game, had another look a few days later and saw 99% positive... 110,000 copies sold... So I thought I'll give it a go right as any normal person would. 5 minutes later I purchased another two copies gifted them to friends.


About an hour later I thought I was a "top quality expert" at this game, you know setting up automated coal mining, researching etc. But then I had a quick look at the subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/factorio/ and saw this thread here: http://imgur.com/a/xcYxk And I wanted to give up with this game. But a few of my other friends brought the game, so I was a little happy I'd have more friends to play with (They didn't play with me :/)


But occasionaly I'd log onto thier server, talk ♥♥♥♥ about how bad they were, when actually they'd done alot more than me and tbh were alot better than me. Anyway, I'd proceed to steal there ideas, make them slightly different and take screenshots to show off right, as any normal person would do. So I find myself stuck in an endless loop of talking ♥♥♥♥, being jealous, stealing ideas and showing off.


So I've come to the conclusion that this is the point in playing the game, one Dev thought to himself "Why don't we ruin some friendships" and the rest of the team just thought "Maybe we should just give this one to Jimmy, his wife just left him for his best friend, his cat sprinkles just died from gastrointestinal lymphoma and on top of that he knows we hired him out of sympathy". So they did, and let me tell you, they did a marvelous job. 10/10 would talkshit, steal ideas, ruin lives, destroy friendships and go to friendship counciling 3 times a week for $100/hr again. Would buy more copies but wallet is empty from counciling. The bastard wont even pay half *sigh*.


TLDR: If you want to have fun, lose friends and feel good about your self after completing the simplest of tasks you'll love this 10/10 game.